Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

To check your actions before you go off and do something stupid, and Shrek the almighty ogre lord decides to kill you.

Man: I hear investing in bitcoin is the way to go nowadays
Man's friend: Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

by Imnotameme January 18, 2018

Checker Thot Group

A group of girls wearing all van checkerboard shoes. The group is most likely thots, hoes or girls that complain. They all have different colors like Yellow,Red,Black,Pink,etc

Boy 1 = Why are those girls wearing the same checkerboard vans

Boy 2 = They are the checker Thot Group
Boy 1= That makes sense

by the_comrade_memepage December 12, 2018

Check your Privilege

(Archaic) A Phrase meant to tell somebody to look at the Privileges they have. It was intended to be used against privileged People who complain about little Problems.

(Modern) A Term used to dismiss any Problem as unimportant, because of that Person being "Privileged".

Archaic Use:

Person 1: "Ugh, my Dad bought me the wrong-colored Car."

Person 2: "You should feel greatfull for even getting a Car. Check your Privilege."

Modern Use:

Person 1: "If I don't find a second Job, then I may lose my House."

Person 2: "Ugh, another white, cis Male complaining about everything being handed to them. Go check your Privilege."

by Dunkelsonne May 11, 2023

Last check

When you check all of your pockets before taking off an item of clothing. Used to prevent finding of illicit material.

Dude 1: Oh man I forget last check and my mom found my weed when she did the laundry.

Dude 2: Lame.

by Sir Tokesalot December 29, 2009

blood check

The act of checking your face to see if you're bloodied. Whether it's rooting around in your mouth to see if you've loosened a tooth or checking your fingertips for blood after taking a hit to the face. Commonly used among hockey players.

"Damn, Probert really had a go at him. Look, he's pulling a blood check. Why even bother?"

by number 26 November 10, 2011

Google check

Going to Google's site when you are unsure if your internet is working. If Google comes up, then you know you have a connection.

Lindsay: Its weird, I can't get to TMZ.com or Thesuperficial.com, but I have internet.

Paris: How do you know you have internet?

Lindsay: I did a Google check.

by Deepthoughts March 1, 2012

fryed checken

When you're eating fried chicken and you're hands are too greasy to touch the screen so you wipe them off on your socks.

Yo, my home dawg hit me up on my phone but I was so fryed checken that the phone slipped from my fingers, maaaan!

by Da Sizzlin' Twinz November 4, 2013