A complete and utter unit of a human being. This man will steal your girl in a heartbeat. He spends his time meditating underwater while listening to Taylor Swift's album Red. His penis is so small that you must get a microscopic magnifying glass to look through under a microscope. Although he is a unit, he is worthless as a mate because you will never find his penis. Manages to get friend zoned by every female specimen he comes into contact with. ESPECIALLY church girls.
by HoffDaddyWeaverBeaver March 2, 2020
Get the Brooksmug. The rarest man of all. Strong physically, but unbelievably kind hearted. Will do anything for those he loves and extremely protective. A man who is respected by those around him because of the way he conducts himself. He has brown eyes that will melt your heart with one glance. When he gives a hug it envelops you like a warm blanket that you never want to take off. He cares deeply about justice and struggles with understand the ease at which people mistreat one another and do acts of wrong. He is the guy that walks your grandma across the street with the gentlest of care but will but chills down a man’s spin with one look for honking impatiently as they walk across.
Hey, Brookes would you do me a favor and get me some water?
Of course babe, I will gladly get out of bed without grumbling even though I’m already tucked in to get you some water.
Of course babe, I will gladly get out of bed without grumbling even though I’m already tucked in to get you some water.
by Pinecone23 November 23, 2021
Get the Brookesmug. by B8262 November 5, 2019
Get the Brookmug. Brooke is the best person in the mfing world she's so perfect, gorgeous, kind, funny and all round amazing person like her smile lights up the darkest days and her eyes sparkle like fireworks she is the most loveable person ever and you will find urself madly in love with her
I love you <3
I love you <3
by idkwhatimdoingonhere69 November 29, 2021
Get the Brookemug. by hoctua January 28, 2025
Get the Dillon Brooksmug. by Bhrfl January 2, 2021
Get the Brookmug. Brooke, is more then just women. She is my peace, my happiness, my relaxation, my goal, my heart, my future, my power, my image, my reputation, and most importantly, she is apart of me. Without Brooke i wouldn't be able to do anything. I wake up, i pray, and I thank God for letting such a making of his creation to be in my sight to take in.
Women like Brooke are what keeps me moving in life. without her...i wouldn't be here today. Brooke is me, and i am Brooke. I'd like to thank all the other white women from the north, and the white women from the south.
Women like Brooke are what keeps me moving in life. without her...i wouldn't be here today. Brooke is me, and i am Brooke. I'd like to thank all the other white women from the north, and the white women from the south.
by tyreiky jackson May 15, 2024
Get the Brooke Felicimug.