Brandon Turn

Brandon Turn. The inability to complete a turn in 3 points or less. If person/subject changes from reverse to first whilst turning more than 3 times this equals a brandon turn.

Shit mate can't you complete a normal turn, thats a brandon. HEY!! no Brandon Turn your wearing out my gear box.

by jizzhead April 11, 2009

Brandon Calderon

he’s a guy that’s forever loyal to you no matter what, he’s the type of person to be there for you when you need him, a shoulder to cry on, etc. i personally love brandon calderon so very much. he’s really cute and is know to have the most day dreaming eyes. everyone needs a brandon

i love brandon calderon
brandon calderon helped me out today
brandon calderon is the nicest guy i know

by Anonymous Person lolol May 31, 2023

brandon bush

A fat chunk of shit that has diabetes, and he will eventually lose his battle. But until then he will continue to get rejected by women and continue to post suciadal threats on his Snapchat story. But he will eventually realize no one gives a fuck about him. He has no respect from anybody, I mean his mom kicked him out and threw away his clothes. He gets no respect from other fighters because they throw 360 spinning flying tiger roundhouse kicks to his skull when he try’s to touch gloves. Brandon is a garbage piece of shit

Hey man, can you please stop acting like a Brandon Bush? Faggot..

by QSS November 6, 2017

Brandon Morgan

Coolest guy on the streets. He knows hes tough as dick, he also has a huge monster cock. Is great with sex any where. I recommend u get your self a Brandon Morgan it would be worth it

Girlfriend: "Whoa that is the best sex i have ever had."

Brandon Morgan: "Yeah i know. Its because i'm a Morgan....."

by unknown man LOL December 8, 2018

Brandon Dubose

Thor? Yea he's Brandon Dubose's bitch. I once saw a Brandon Dubose rip a 14ft tall grizzly bear in half and later use it as a rug. I once thought a Brandon Dubose was riding a horse into battle, it was just a wheelbarrow full of his balls. Bitches beware, your clit has no chance against a Brandon Dubose.

Who the hell made this mess?

Brandon Dubose

by Purpl3nurpl3 November 19, 2015

brandon cross

An absolute beast sex demon maybe be lanky but he can make a girl cum in 2 seconds

I just done a brandon cross to this fit bird

by Big cock man 123 November 10, 2021

Brandon Lee

When you think you're shooting blanks, but she ends up getting pregnant.

Dude 1: "Hey did you hear Jack pulled a Brandon Lee last month?"
Dude 2: "What?"
Dude 1: "He thought he was sterile, so they went bareback. Turns out he was wrong."

Dude 2: "Oh my god, dude. You wanna watch The Crow?"
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah!"

by nastytown August 28, 2015