Jizzer bottle

When you poke a hole in the cap of a water bottle to make it resemble an ejaculating penis.

"Bro. Why you all wet?"
"Some brah jizzed on me with his jizzer bottle.

by hellatightpussy September 3, 2011

Bottled twater

Water that can be found for sale in grocery stores that is virtually indistinguishable from actual tap water.

I don't know why you waste your money on that bottled twater its the same thing.

My kid came home with a case of bottled twater so had to remind him how close he is to 18 years old and by the way he looked at me I don't think he knew what I was getting at.

by sillysilverswag May 3, 2018

bottle lip

The result of drinking liquor directly from The bottle. Usually causing the bottom lip to stand out in a putting manner

Ms. Edna was a profuse drinker for many years. Now she has bottle lip

by KingZulu December 20, 2017

Water bottle senpai

Makoto tachibanas nickname from the first trailer of the anime Free! this was used since people didn't know Makotos name at the time the first trailer was released .

Guy 1 : Hey have you seen of the new episode from Free!It is about water bottle senpai.
Guy 2: Yes I have it is so exiting !

by Kouji itsuki April 20, 2019

Bottle shaming

Somebody shaming a bottle for its shape.

Carlos was bottle shaming jim's bottle because it was shaped as a pear.

by Abbz Zrn October 24, 2023

Bottle Bandit

When a good friend has a parent who is a “closet clepto” stealing various items that may have sentimental value. Such as a water bottle.

Yo, Amory your mom is a fuckin’ Bottle Bandit.

by TeamJesBon September 8, 2025

Hot Bottle of Arm

A scientific amount of heat equal to the thermal output of one (1) arm, warm enough to attract the companionship of a small-to-medium sized pet snake.

The term comes from the comparison of one's own arm to a large bottle of hot water.

"Of course cats and small reptiles love her so much, shes got two hot bottles of arm."

Jane: You feel a little warm, are you alright?
Timothy: It's fine, I just have a whole hot bottle of arm

by Oliveburned June 5, 2017