Columbian blowjob

When you do a line a coke of of your partners dick and then blow them

She gave me a Columbian blowjob

by Julia lupercio October 14, 2015

Ural's blowjob

When prostitute gives you a terrible blowjob, but refuses to give your money back

Yesterday that whore gave me Ural's blowjob

by George Orwell210 February 19, 2021

Brooklyn Blowjob

While taking a shit, you receive falacio sitting on the toilet.

“Oh man, I was sitting on the throne dropping a duece, playing on my phone and my girl gave me the best Brooklyn Blowjob dude”

by !Bgbgbg! February 6, 2024

blowjob

a really fun adult time activity

woman: do you wanna have some fun?
man: **pulls down pants**
woman: oh wow its so BIG
man: i know now help me out, its really hard mind giving me a blowjob
woman: yeah i mean that is my job i make glass bottles

man: heh and sorry for the awkward placement of the sketch

woman: i've seen weirder

by cupcaken August 11, 2022

sweedish blowjob

A very depraved blowjob performed for drugs.

I really wanted some weed, so I offered Jack a sweedish blowjob

by Vestigial Limb November 13, 2016

Colonial Blowjob

The act of receiving a blowjob to completion, then immediately kicking the providing person out of their own home.

Dude I got the best colonial blowjob last night... the chick's fridge was full, I'm gonna eat rich for weeks.

by Anima_Caston August 28, 2024

International Blowjob Day!

June 28th is the International Blowjob Day! It's a day where everyone is encouraged to suck a guy the times they want, as long as they consent.
—(Girls and Femboys are obliged to give head when requested. There's no choice XD ).

Hey dude, it's International Blowjob Day! Did you know it?
Yeah, why?
Hehe so... UwU

by CutelittlebratOwO June 26, 2025