face biscuit

The physical act of defecating on another persons face.

There was a terrible misunderstanding when my granny asked for a face biscuit with her cup of tea.

by Howardbrown July 22, 2019

Teddy Biscuits

Teddy Biscuits is the main streamer on Chelseauni's Twitch streams (He's the Teddy Bear which is behind Chelsea on her streams), Teddy wears a tiara whilst he's behind Chelsea on her streams also according to Chelsea Teddy is a Thicc Boi and that he looks like a snack

Teddy Biscuits is a cool guy

by DireClaw June 8, 2023

Bitter Biscuit

A person who is incredibly bitter.

"Rhiannan is a fucking bitter biscuit when she doesn't get what she wants."

by Jim Bob, Son of God March 15, 2017

jazz biscuits

Cakes, usually brownies, that are made psychoactive with weed.

It was just after 6pm when the jazz biscuits began to take hold.

by Ergodic Hypercube February 2, 2018

sea-biscuit

A sea-biscuit was when sailors in the early 1700's would find dead rats on the boats they sailed in, came in their chests and boiled them in the soup.

Unbeknownst to Katie she gobbled down a thick sea-biscuit.

by Travass~ November 10, 2008

soggy biscuit

a game people may play when a group of people masterbate and then ejaculate onto a biscuit the last who hasn't ejaculated must then eat the biscuit.

"oi lads you wanna play soggy biscuit"
"na last time i played i lost"

by eskimode December 27, 2007

risk it for the biscuit

Doing whatever necessary to get that pussy.

-How do I get her to have sex with me, man?
-You gotta risk it for the biscuit

by jlockoooo February 3, 2014