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Scottish Birthday 

Oi it's his Scottish Birthday innit
Scottish Birthday by abitdodgey August 15, 2023

Stav (birthday) 

Stav is a cool, funny and very 7wow girl. Stavs are good friends, kind and have amazing personalities. Stav has .5 photos of the forehead of everyone on planet earth and has embarrassing photos of all her friends. Stav also likes watching TV series and has very good taste in watching the right ones. She has watched Sherlock (highly recommended), and lately, has been obsessed with the show good omens but in healthy way (maybe?). She is also very successful, and will easily find a worthy date for the Yale ball (if you want I can introduce you to people as the girl who broke up with Gustav Klimt and broke his heart). She also has a cool friend who wishes her happy birthday, promises to be there for her during Yale and requests all embarrassing photos she has of him will be shown ONLY to Emma (also Tamar is ok, but only if it comes up naturally). he (the friend) also has a super good, original and uncommon hairstyle, likes to eat flakes and definitely doesn't play clash royal (we've decided to ignore that...).
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STAV!!!🥳🥳🥳
random guy at yale: "Stav you are so amazing, can you be my date to the Yale ball?
Stav: "I need to think about it. so many other people asked me so i have so many options and its really difficult to make a decision."

Stav (birthday) - i need to inculde the word im defining...
also, happy birthday !!!🥳🥳🥳
Stav (birthday) by 7wow October 4, 2023

Happy Birthday 

Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to youoo, happy birthday to you.
Guy 1. Happy Birthday

Guy 2. Thanks Guy 1.
Happy Birthday by Derpuhoh December 23, 2023

Happy Birthday Grimace

A phrase often said in Overwatch 2 lobbies instead of slurs to not get banned
Enemy team "GG losers"
Me: "Happy Birthday grimace..."
Happy Birthday Grimace by Nixsy924 February 11, 2024

Hatty Birthday 

A hat trick scored by a hockey player on the day of their birthday.
"Hey guys, Bertuzzi got a hat trick tonight, its called a Hatty Birthday"
"Hatty Birthday Tyler Bertuzzi! You got a beauty hat trick tonight at the game against Colorado."
Hatty Birthday by Samwise_92 February 27, 2024

Texas Birthday 

One person lays on their back and puts their legs over the head. Another squats over this person and tea bags their scrotum and testicles into the person on their back's anus. The person on their back with their legs over their head then should fart our the testicles. Both people then exclaim happy birthday as if getting a Yahtzee
Steve and I picked up a six pack after work and are gonna have ourselves a regular Texas Birthday.