Birthday Mints

Birthday mints are a present given to people who love mints. 2.5 lb bags usually used for extra sauce. Help track performances, and if used during a sports trip, they will hopefully make your birthday better.

Person 1: Happy Birthday! Here are some Birthday Mints.
Person 2: Damn you're extra.

by yellowpanda May 7, 2018

birthday crew

when all the people at chillies come out clapping and singing because it's your birthday

jimmy:hey waiter, it's timmy's birthday
timmy:SHIT
chillies people:*come out clapping with a burning cake* happy happy birthday from the birthday crew

by raybeez April 8, 2022

birthday backshots

When it’s somebody’s birthday you give them backshots to match their age

Hey jamal i heard you turned 40 today, you know what that means, 40 birthday backshots

by Kidthoucher69 June 6, 2024

birthday job

A birthday job is a sexual favor you wish for and hopefully get on your birthday!
A birthday job could be a blow job, clit job, a good fuck, just be left alone, or anything in between, it is your birthday sexual wish.

Every year on her birthday she longs for her perfect birthday job filled with pleasure and orgasm!

I can't wait to turn 30 and finally get my birthday job!

by Tihy September 15, 2020

Sapphire birthday

When you turn the same age as the first 2 letters of the year you were born in.

Today I just turned 20 and I was born in 2000 so it’s my Sapphire birthday 🎉

by anime fan._. May 28, 2022

Another birthday sunset

6 months before my birthday every year I get “OK” & girls only groups! For them they are presumably “married” and for me everything is smelled & WHY?

Another birthday sunset August!

by TheBlueLeo April 21, 2019

Birthday

Birthday

- the day you were born
- celebrating you surviving another year
- one year CLOSER to death c:
- the day you get to do anything you want

girl: "OMG its my birthday!!"
people: *giving you gifts*
~then realizing you are one year closer to death~

by sm0kingxdreamz March 13, 2020