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Rapist Beard

Facial hair that is unkept and intimidating.
Typically agressive male rapists have this type of beard since they do not bother with grooming activities as they have more important things to do like lift weights, drink beer, smoke ganja and scope out dark alleys.
Dude what's with the rapist beard?

-Haven't been able to shave sinc i spent my last 10 bucks on new wife beater shirts.
by powerhouse1978 September 24, 2012
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monkey beard

A pudenda covered with bristles, similar to a chimp or monkeys chin. Can chafe or irritate the male groin during intercourse. Usually the result of non-frequent tending to the Lady Garden.
by Steve Zodiac April 12, 2012
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Rolling the Beady

Rolling a joint. From the Beady Eyes that come from smoking a marijuana joint.
Hurry up man!

Chill, I'm "Rolling the Beady".

Where's the sack? Let's roll a beady!!!
by OsmpOsmp May 14, 2009
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captain ricky red beard

aka: Professor Captain Ricky Red Beard
He travels the eight seas looking for bacon strips he commands a crew of bears and his red beard is complemmented by his brown hair. He uses ninja stars and grenades to defeat his rival Alex Garcia who is the Scourage of the Eighth Sea. His adventure will never end as long as there are bacon strips and Garcia still lives.
"oh shit its captain ricky red beard...
...he's a professor"

-Alex Garcia
by macer69 June 22, 2011
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leprechaun in the beard

When a man with a large beard gives somebody a blow job, and the receiver of said blow job has ingested nothing but pineapple juice for the past 3 days.
Dude, he's on one of those weird cleanses-- don't hit him up on Grindr unless you're *trying* to get a leprechaun in the beard.
by TeamHiscock January 15, 2014
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Joe Thornton's Beard

Joe Thornton's playoff beard resembles that of a Woolly Mammoth. It is the greatest playoff beard ever.
Joe Thornton's beard is like a woolly mammoth.
by Ikehylt October 25, 2016
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Cuban Bearded Bitch Smack

Is the act of a man ripping out his pubic hair and placing it in the palm of his hand followed by masterbating on said pubic hair in the palm of his hand. When the Pubic hair and Man gravy are mixed you smack the bitch in the face making the man gravy pubic hair mix stick to her face simulating a small beard.
I was doing this bitch doggy style and while she was cumming I gave her the Cuban Bearded Bitch Smack
by Azgru September 28, 2007
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