paper asshole

The little white gummed holes also known as "reinforcements", that are used when you rip the holes in a three-ring sized piece of paper.

"Dammit Jim, I ripped the fucking paper again, bring me the box of paper assholes!"

by RonMexico June 25, 2005

Black asshole

When a black guy is balls deep in a girls asshole and it litterally looks like she has a black asshole because his ballsack is covering it.

Vincent: Dude that girl in the video had a black asshole.

Billy: O damn u right

by sarajay2000 January 6, 2018

motherfucking asshole

motherfucking asshole is an asshole which fucks other peoples mother

hey johnny, i saw you last night fucking my mother you asshole, you motherfucking asshole

by L3X December 29, 2004

Instant Asshole

An omnipresent asshole that manages to be, always, at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Everything was just perfect... but instant asshole crashed the party and everything went down the drain in no time.

by rperazag July 22, 2010

Asshole Fingers

The act of celebration when getting out of a shitty situation or leaving your friends behind to do a very lame task when you are getting out of it. Using your fingers as guns whilst giving your biggest, most terrible smile you can muster.

Oh my god dude?!?!?!? are they still stuck doing that shitty volunteer work? Roll down the windows when you drive by so I can give them the Asshole Fingers!

by Slokey August 7, 2009

asshole mess

used to describe a mess that offends all of the senses.

Don't go in there, Mitch made an asshole mess of the place when he stinky scissored that bridesmaid.

by Dr. Zoni May 29, 2008

asshole poker

Ones fingers

You stick your asshole pokers in there and see if you can feel the bolts on the engine block...

by oakleytexas October 9, 2008