Half Bake

‘When you have a big poop and don’t push it all out, you hold it in so it’s half way and it feels like a cock in your ass, Leave it in for as long as possible without snapping off’

Steve: ‘ Hey Lewis guess what I just did?
Lewis: ‘What did you just do Steve?’
Steve: ‘ A half bake’
Lewis: ‘What’s a half bake?’
Steve: ‘I just did shit, 2 inches in diameter and shat half of it out and left the other half inside. Kept it in for as long as possible, Felt like a cock up my ass’
Lewis: ‘Nice, Show me some time’

*Two heterosexual males having a conversation’

by Bricklayer Steve November 22, 2018

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half-blocker

When you see an amazingly hot girl but when you get within half a block you realize she ain't got nothing!

I was about to spit my game but when i got close,she was a half blocker.

by Pixi, Trixi, Dixi January 17, 2005

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half-brother

Male person who, in relation to the other, has a one parent in common and a different one parent.

My half-brother is a good person.

by Usery May 3, 2021

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half erection

When a Male gets half of an erection as a natural way to show you Love someone.

" Hey dude I got a half erection when I hugged that girl" "Did she notice my half erection when we cuddled?"

by Xhzjsjsjsbs May 29, 2017

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Half-dicking

to masturbate to a not so good porn video and not feeling satisfied

I wasn't satisfied with the nut last night

I was half-dicking

by Bfarab August 24, 2018

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Half a Blower On

Intoxicated after a long day of drinking. Drunk, rambling, somewhat loud and obnoxious. Very aware that you are of an altered state. Full Blower status would be completely bombed, stumbling drunk.

I met the guys at the bar for a Bloody Mary around 9am and have been drinking since then. It's now 7pm, I got a half a blower on.

by Vanilla Thunder22 April 19, 2010

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