Square

law abiding / conformist

He's too "square" to come party , and hang out with all of us weirdo, freaks.

by Knuckleduzter January 28, 2016

square head

will lenny aka willne

oi george, ive been getting into that square headed bloke lately

by England Is My FUCKING CITY 666 June 22, 2019

D squared

Douchebag dick

That D squared would not let me merge into the left lane.

by QueenBess1917 July 19, 2019

Cousin Squared

When you have a cousin related on both sides of your family.
When a set of siblings marry another set of siblings - both marriages have children and they are cousins squared.
Aka cousin to the power of 2.

Can’t wait to go out tomorrow with my cousin squared.

by Cousin^2 November 16, 2019

P squared

When some kid has a long name with the initials PP

Me: My name's Parker Pacingiousrimanigusilanerisamina!
Teacher: erm... I'll just call you P squared.

by R/SpicyMemeLord November 26, 2019

squares

A fuckin scam

"come my nigerian uncle, lets do squares and see how much money we get!"

by tallyban123 May 18, 2019

Love Square

One girl likes one guy but she’s dating a guy, she does like that guy but it’s just two boys ugh. One can’t know and the other has to. And then there’s another one flirting with you. ITS LIKE WHAT THE?!?!

I love him, but I’m dating him, and this random dude is flirting with me, I’m in a love square.

by Fhejsjejtncjfj May 19, 2019