Willy Wonker

A Dick head who things he has a big dick but in reality it’s as small a peanut. He thinks he’s funny but the funniest thing about him is when he pees himself whenever he’s scared or laughing too much from his own joke.

“You willy wonker! You small Dick”

by DILDO BAGGINZ January 2, 2018

small willy

really nice i would recommend

boy 1: thats a small willy you got there

boy 2: thanks man

by goass October 2, 2021

Willy Wonka

Noun- refers to when a girl likes the "chocolate factory." (Black men)

We call Hannah "Willy Wonka" because of her interest in black men. (Chocolate factory)

by Fuckboy6968 January 30, 2015

willy warmer

basically it’s where you gay and suck dick

oh look over theres, it’s a willy warmer

by definitionsattherefinest May 7, 2021

dougy willis

A rude boy wid red hair who tinks he de best rapper. But he is just a weakass fool.

John: YO WHO DAT BOY
Beatrice: DAT BE DA RUDEBOY DOUGY WILLIS!

by stevenmurdich December 1, 2011

Willy Wanker

A portmanteau of Willy Wonka and Wanker, used for someone who eats absurd amounts of chocolate

Person 1:*eats a whole bag of M&M’s*
Person 2:You willy wanker, stop eating so much, go touch some grass

by Zingle Zimbabwean December 3, 2022

ecoli willy

when having anal intercourse with a male or female, pull penis out of anal cavity and insert into ear cavity. thus giving subject an ecoli willy.

ecoli willy (noun) after i fucked tiffany in the butt, I pulled my dick out and stuck it in her ear giving her an ecoli willy

by buttbummer January 6, 2012