gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly

Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016

Tank

IT'S NOT A CAR ARRAN SCREW YOU

The Chinese protesters were blown up by tanks

by Sjsjsisi August 19, 2021

thomas the tank engine

inhaling a vape through your bum hole and blowing it out through your nose

did you know my dad can thomas the tank engine

by deffo January 23, 2023

In the tank

The worst hangover of your fucking life

“How was last night?”

“Dude it was insane, but i fucked up, i’m in the tank today”

by CougarSniffer5 July 1, 2022

Tanking

When you smash you penis in between the toliet lid and the toliet

I was having a good day so I decided to go tanking

by Boburnqueef February 8, 2018

J-tank

A tank or "the tank" used to produce the world we have today. It was the tank that adam shoved in eve (his penis). The tank that rose from the dead (jesus). The tank that won the revolution (america). And the tank that carries everyone on there back today (china). If you have ever seen anything unstoppable, important, and truly amazing, call it a J-tank.

Girl: Dude look at that big ass stud, he is so ripped. I would so ride his cock for hours.
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!

by Awesome dictionary man April 30, 2013

Fish tank

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.

“What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”

by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020