dump biscuit

1. Poop that is dry and hard. hurts like hell to pass.

2. A small turd, hard and dry, fed to a misbehaving dog or pet.
1. "I took a dump biscuit that still hurts!"

2. "Here boy, want a dump biscuit?"
by Xr8eD April 16, 2014
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scooter dump

Scooter dump is a random selection of photos of someone’s life and their perception of it posted as content on Instagram. It’s like having a look through someone’s phone photo gallery.
Look at Lola’s scooter dump, it’s dope lit. Nice pics of a nice time. Challas.
by Lill Henk 050 March 07, 2022
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dump trunks

Loose, thread-bare fabric sagging in the seat of one's shorts that jostles about like one took a dump in their trunks. Occurs mostly to folks with odd-shaped bods and who believe shorts don't need washing as often as other garments. Will usually smell like bus seat and fecal grease in affected region.
"Connor can't get the smell of skid marks out of his mouth since he bit into Perry's filthy dump trunks."
by Fauxby K February 22, 2020
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Dump slump

Someone who hates whatever it is their hearing or doing by slouching their head and shoulders.
I accused my boyfriend of cheating on me for the millionth time and he did the dump slump.
by O.G. Dump Slump August 15, 2019
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friendless dump

A person who is shitty all the time like a dump that won’t come out and needs constant wiping. Friend of peeaira.
Hey Peeaira, sorry I sent naked pictures of me on my shit stained white sheets to your boyfriend. I guess I’m just a friendless dump!
by Poopsmmear May 27, 2021
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Dumping Jacks

When you’ve already pooped once.. but the second wave isn’t quite ready yet, so you do dumping jacks to assist the second wave of shit.
I feel like I have to poop again but it’s not coming out.. I’ll try doing dumping jacks to help it move along
by Cuttingedge January 02, 2018
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Mushroom dump

When you sit on the toilet and jerk off into the bowl, while taking a shit.
Brandon was attempting a mushroom dump, but unfortunately had no luck, until Jerry came to assist.
by Hammerhead250 November 15, 2020
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