DJ disease

A disease that infects people in charge of the music mix at a gathering. Infection becomes apparent when the person changes the music too quickly, cutting off songs far before their proper ending.

Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)

When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.

Damn it, I was just getting into the groove of this song and now the DJ ruined it by ending the song prematurely! He must have DJ disease!

by cyberpimp2 July 31, 2021

play dj

feminine masturbation

Jeeeez, I am so frustrated. It's hard to play DJ in an 8-bed dorm.

by VEJJ September 5, 2017

DJ Davie K

The best DJ of all time. Known for dropping sick beats and fucking a whole lot of bitches.

Damn that party that DJ Davie K was the DJ for was bumpin, all the bitches went crazy.

by Sawyer1093 October 10, 2012

dj

when a girl uses only her clitoris to masturbate.

I don’t finger myself can only dj.

by markspp January 11, 2021

DJ Cook

A popular “””exposing””” YouTuber with 2 million subscribers that is also YouTube’s biggest troll feeder. He has ran out of ideas on his main channel as he hasn’t uploaded on there in a year and is currently uploading on his god awful DJLovesTurbo channel. Here, he,
Talks about literal nobodies that aren’t even genuinely bad people
Points out the obvious
Makes second videos on people he has talked about 1 or 2 years prior.

DJ Cook needs to quit.

by Dom Vincent October 18, 2025

DJ iDle M3rCy

Co founder of Smeeton FM

I saw DJ iDle M3rCy at a squat party in a caravan in Blackpool last week

by echo419monty69 July 19, 2024

Dj-ed out

The act of being so cranked out that you lay on your belly on the floor and try to stare under the door jam to see or hear what's going on the other side because you're so paranoid and on meth.

I went to Ben's house, but he was too dj-ed out, so I left.

by thEwaTcher October 27, 2015