Wife Beater's Toe

Having a longer second toe than big toe, giving one a genetic predisposition to beat one's wife.

I wasn't surprised when I found out John choked Sally the other weekend. I saw him in sandals once and noticed his wife beater's toe was notably elongated.

by Richard Kimble February 28, 2011

Calling the wife

when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.

-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!

by T D1ddy March 15, 2011

Errol & Wife

Errol & Wife
For my friend Errol & his gorgeous wife.
I want to wish you both a beautiful

Valentine's Day.I can't think of a happier

or more blessed couple than you
I love you both & wish you well so all

the HATERS & HAS BEENS can fuck off

out of their lives..
Please get a life of your own

Errol & Wife.

A beautiful couple with big hearts 💕 I love them🙏🏽

by Janet21 February 14, 2023

bad wife

A woman named ally- no defining traits just a bitch tbh

You might be a bad wife but at least you aren’t an ally

by Winnythebish February 21, 2023

Jungle Wife

A noon. Typically refers to a mistress of yours (otherwise known as a side hoe) who lives in the hood. A jungle wife can also refer to a girlfriend who lives in the hood. Also, jungle wives are usually of black descent however a white woman who is of inbred or trash descent can be considered a jungle wife.

Guy 1: ay yo I'm going to partake in some mating with my jungle wife.

Guy 2: well brother be careful not to get shot in that neighborhood!

by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023

Asian trophy wife

A wife who meets the report card requirements of an Asian tiger mom in-law. While still human, an Asian trophy wife is valued for her degrees, academic credentials, and/or professional achievements. An Asian trophy wife’s personality, beauty, or goals in life are secondary. The more impressive the resume, the better the trophy.

“My mother in law only likes me because I have a PhD.”
“Oh, you mean you’re an Asian trophy wife!”

by 🙂🙃😬 February 21, 2023

Dutchmans wife

When someone clogs the toilet with a monster dump

Bro, I couldn't go to the toilet at work today because someone dropped the dutchmans wife off

by Benza2023 October 10, 2023