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Tool

One who is a slave to the system and a blatant pseudo intellectual. These people, usually males (as females are referred to as twats), can be spotted with great ease. Usually seen wearing Ed Hardy and Shutter Shades or wearing their giant sunglasses on their head at midnight. These people typically are into whatever everyone else is into or what MTV tells them is cool, but will still claim to be "different". They will also, almost always, drink nothing but Heineken and Jagerbombs.
Bro, are you serious with those sunglasses right now? It hasn't been light out for like 4 hours you fucking tool.
by Calvert Man August 26, 2009
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cream tool

The act of being stupid, retarded, and/or extremely delayed.
"Boy, that Jim sure is a cream tool!"
by TessAmanda November 2, 2007
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Defiance Tools

It's SUCH a beautiful day outside today that I can't wait to get my Defiance Tools Folding B2 Ebike out of my closet and ride it to class.
by SDS68 January 17, 2019
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tool

A person with an inflated opinion of and genuine belief in his skill/prowess/intelligence who takes every opportunity to remind others of it, regardless of the skill he actually possesses. A tool may or may not actually be smart, and may also be disarmingly superficially pleasant; these attributes are irrelevant.
(1)
Tool: Hi! Nice to see you.
Unfortunate Acquaintance: Hey, you too. How's work going?
Tool: Pretty good. My team isn't quite as up to speed as I am, but I've been taking time out of my busy day to lend help and guidance to those less gifted than I. I've been pulling the whole weight of the project so far. It's a good thing this is my area of expertise.
Unfortunate Acquaintance: I think I'm allergic to you.

(2) see the video resume "Impossible is Nothing"
by rfo October 26, 2010
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Tool

A progressive metal band that formed in 1990 which is commonly thought out to be a rock band but consists of progressive metal. The current people in Tool are
Maynard James Keenan: Singer since 1990
Danny Carey: Drummer since 1990
Adam Jones: Guitars since 1990
Paul D'Amour: Bass 1990 - 1995
Justin Chancellor: Bass since 1995
More info on the wiki page. (Note it says they are a rock band but they are progressive)
Guy 1: Have you listened to Tool?
Guy 2: No whats that
Guy 1: wanna feel high without drugs?
by Bobbychad August 25, 2018
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Tool

This word has multiple definitions:

1. Someone with a big ego who thinks they can do what ever.

2. A metal band (Personally I don’t like metal but I hear a lot of people are a fan of this band)
1.

Alex “Bro, Jacob is such a tool.”
Eliot “I know right!”

2. “My favorite band of all time is Tool!
by Cass_Bakes November 25, 2022
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tool

a guy who wears pinnies (especially lax) on a daily occasion
by rockstarrrr September 6, 2010
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