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Awkward Timmy

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An individual, who attempts to engage others socially, however cannot muster the wherewithal to keep the interaction going. Typically this person may approach you at say, a bar or your place of work, and start a conversation with you. After you respond, this individual may display the following behaviors:

-they give a quick one word response and proceed to stare at you silently
-they don't respond at all, instead they stand in place and nervously look around while whispering to themselves
-they take a deep breath having accomplished social interaction, yet not knowing what to do next, stand there and rub their hands on their pants while looking at you.
co-worker: "Hey, you! How was your weekend?"
you: "Pretty good! Watched the big game, hung out with some friends, kinda lulled around the house...you?"
co-worker: "good"...................(looks as if they will keep talking, but instead proceeds to stare at you silently. Now they stand in place looking around the room whispering to themselves......they take a deep breath....exhale....smacks their lips...goes back to silently staring at you. Rubs their hands on their pants.....still staring...nearly a minute has passed)
you: "Hey. Awkward Timmy...anything else I can help you with?"

co-worker: "nope-seeyalater." (quickly exits)
by Mr. Migrant Son February 22, 2011
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Timmy Slap

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When someone ejaculates into their hand and slaps an unsuspecting victim with said hand.
That girl walked in on him jerking it so he Timmy Slapped her!
by BrianHoffplinker December 7, 2012
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Sweaty little Timmy

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A sweaty little Timmy is a kid that plays videogames 24/7. He mostly plays on xbox and his favourite game is fortnite and he mostly uses the soccer skin. A sweaty little Timmy will w key and try so hard to kill you like his life depends on it.
Watch out theres a sweaty little Timmy on you!

Argh, I just got clapped by a sweaty little Timmy!
by AspiBoi August 31, 2019
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Tammy Blunt

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A marijuana Blunt rolled in such a manner that it can be described as a blunt of gargantuan girth
yo dude I just got off work and this fat bitch has got me pissed off. its time to roll that Tammy blunt
by redeyesfordatTammy October 8, 2011
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Flower, keif, and hash all smoked together.

Popular combination in the Bay Area.

No actual relation to the football player however Tim was known for passing drug tests on the Florida gators for players which include Riley Cooper, Janoris Jenkins, and Aaron Hernandez.
Omg I can't stop coughing after I hit the timmy tebowl!
by Captain Obvious 650 August 26, 2013
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tammy whammy

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A well-educated and lively female. Typically with Olive skin, immaculate curls, and a full booty. Known to frequent trendy spots before they are trendy and to be up-to-date on all the latest trends.

Occasionally associates with Rooster Booster
Damn man, I got real lucky and caught myself a Tammy Whammy. She's even letting my old room mate move into the pool house!
by Scooterpieguy November 20, 2013
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Tommyism

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A statement, statements or a series of statements made by an individual (usually the same individual) that are so obvious the person hearing these statements can simply stare at the stater expecting to him or her to laugh indicating they are joking. However the laugh never comes because the person believes the question to be legitimate.
Example 1

Scott - Have you heard the latest Tommyism?

Josh - No. What did he say now?

Scott - He just looked at me and asked, "Scott, how many teaspoons are in 3 teaspoons?" I thought he was joking... He wasn't!

Example 2

TV Narrator - There are as many stars in the universe as there are grains of sand on Earth.

Tommy - Damn that job would suck!

Greg - What job?

Tommy - Counting all that sand.

Greg - (cannot believe what he has just heard)
by The Author of Tommyism March 6, 2013
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