School

An infernal hellhole where all hopes and dreams are relentlessly sucked out of children by ruthless people who dedicate there lives to the practice of child torture, which is apparenw legal now.

School in a nutshell: you learn useless crap for 12 years so you can get a piece of paper that says you can do more mindless work in a plain old cubicle and earn minimum wage.

Teacher: OK timmy, what is 9*(8/56*5638*89) to the power of 5. You have 30 seconds

Timmy: wut m8 dat aint fair

Teacher: 20 SECONDS

Timmy:*tableflip*

Teacher: OMG you are like, so gonna like, get suspended you rat

Timmy:*contemplates the fact that normal law doesnt apply to school*

(When timmy gets home)

Timmys parents: XUUGUCYXTYVYTXFXGH YCYCYCUCUC YOU GOT WHAT

Teacher:*posts on her twitter,instagram,snapchat, etc(that has her small army of teachers as the only followers)* hAHAHAHAHHAHAHA timmy got rekt m8s lOLOLOLOLOL
The innocent students went to school, or prison.
See:prison
by A poor innocent child February 07, 2018
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A frickin waste of your time. You go there to do useless crap that ends up being forgotten every 5 seconds and they expect you to remember it all during a test, which is the most annoying shit ever.
"School is trash boi"
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i want to do die when i walk in school
by ########******** June 21, 2016
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A place where you pay to learn absolutely nothing about what's truly relevant (like how to make money) which is necessary for human survival, but hey at least you learn about the past mistakes to then repeat again because unless you can hold memory of a time that litterly doesn't exist anymore you won't be classified as smart or be a decent human being to succeed. So good luck!

P.S " why does the word buissnes have the word sin in it? Should I be worried? Do I need a lawyer?"
Is school relevant or just a money hungry business?
by Mr G.I. Joe April 18, 2020
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School is great if u want the closest thing to hell where you basically want to punch someone
by cdickson2222 November 11, 2018
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Some dumb ahh shit that Horace Mann made to make people suffer.... And I only go because I'm a lil dumb in the head iggg...
Horace Mann: *makes school*
EVERYONE: and a big fuck you to you (:
by 0nlyFactz September 14, 2021
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School means waste of time cuz at the end u will forget everything and u will also die
by By me bitches September 19, 2020
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