Sausage Squatter

A Sauage squatter : A male who enjoys being on top during sex

: A gay male who enjoys stitting his lovers lap usually while nude.

Male 1: So what is Dave's type
Male 2: Oh Dave is a big Sausage squatter.

by Turtle Party January 3, 2022

Naughty sausage

A cigarette, you dirty-minded scum.

Dudebro #1: I’m gonna step outside for a naughty sausage. Wanna come?
Dudebro #2: Huh? I mean, more power to you, but I’m not gay.
Dudebro #1: A smoke, you sick little monkey. You are no longer invited.

by Coldiohead July 8, 2021

sausage boy

A homosexual man, sausage is in referance to the penis.

Bunch of sausage boys in that club there.

by Michael A Goodrich November 30, 2006

Sausage Mitten

Anyone called Josie

I was fingering Josie last night, she had a right sausage mitten! innit

by Mittenslayer February 13, 2019

sausage festival

a gay sex party

He had a fuckin' great time at the sausage festival.

He liked the hot Italian one's best.

by laughingbuddha August 1, 2010

sausage head

a sausage head is a dick head

quit being a sausage head

by g3rd January 9, 2005

Bum Sausage

A synonym for poo or turd.

I'm just off for a bum sausage!

by SJaysbrook August 31, 2010