cold fish

When you hold your hand in a "karate-style" fashion, then, with a ramming motion, jam it up an unsuspecting person's ass crack. (Optional) Then yell "COLD FISH!"

John was unpleasantly supprised when I gave him a Cold Fish in the bowling alley parking lot.

by Joe Baker June 27, 2007

cold feet

What you put on your lady's back immediately after you get into bed (knowing that you have cold feet)

I gave my wife the cold feet treatment last night.

by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006

ice cold

a term used by members of Alpha Phi Alpha frat that is used to express the phrase "bros before hoes". By saying that they are ice cold they can take care of any important busness without any female in their way.

Ugly Girl: hey you look real gud. wanna go upstairs ;)
Alpha: naw girl
Random Dude: dang she was gunna give it up. why u turn that down!?!?
Alpha: cause I'm ice cold biatch!

by ecu greek girl 2 March 11, 2010

Cold Steve

Making a dildo out of your own shit and freezing it for use later.

Chris used a Cold Steve to penetrate himself.

by Yagebuoy July 25, 2014

divorce cold

absence of any heat whatsoever...makes your freezer seem like an oven!!

the cold, 'snap' of january 2010!! (2/3 of USA!! -like you californians, etc would know!!!)

he stepped outside only to get hit in the face with a handful of knives!!, it was divorce cold!!!

his hands were stiffening up, he couldn't turn the wrench, it was divorce cold.

she gave him a cold stare through thin pursed lips, it was divorce cold!!

by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

cold test

testing the temperature by judging if your nipple is hardened and visible through a t shirt

bob : " man its kinda cold"
bitch : " hmm not really"
bob : " your nipples dont say so, they passed the cold test right there!"

by donmega January 16, 2005

Cold Spaghetti

Slang for erectile dysfunction. Other wise known as limp lasagne.

"Sarah, was Tyler's cock rock hard last night?"
"No, it was more like cold spaghetti."

by BigDickWillyG April 3, 2015