A person who wears green on st patrick's day but conceals the green so that when they get pinched they reveal the green so that they can pinch someone back twice.
Doug: *pinches chris*, ha! your not wearing green!
Chris: *undoes sweater* here's two pinches! LoL u Mad?
Doug: Ah I didn't know you were a st. patrick's day troll!
Chris: *undoes sweater* here's two pinches! LoL u Mad?
Doug: Ah I didn't know you were a st. patrick's day troll!
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He isn’t perfect and sometimes it takes him years to learn from his mistakes but eventually he will see where he fucked up. He’s the type of guy you can’t live with but also can’t live without. He’ll drive you wildly insane in the best and the worst way. Once you’ve met Patrick he will forever be in your heart and memory, he has the ability to make you feel like no other person ever could, which is both a blessing and a curse. In the words of Taylor swift, a nightmare dressed like a daydream. Usually ginger too.
He isn’t perfect and sometimes it takes him years to learn from his mistakes but eventually he will see where he fucked up. He’s the type of guy you can’t live with but also can’t live without. He’ll drive you wildly insane in the best and the worst way. Once you’ve met Patrick he will forever be in your heart and memory, he has the ability to make you feel like no other person ever could, which is both a blessing and a curse. In the words of Taylor swift, a nightmare dressed like a daydream. Usually ginger too.
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