Croatian Ice Machine

The act of jamming an indeterminate amount of ice cubes in ones anus and then disgorging them.

Last night she gave me a Croatian ice machine and now I will never look at a frappachino the same way again.

by Icy2cool June 27, 2018

machine gun theory

when a man is hitting on multiple women in hopes of at least landing one, similar to a spray and pray with a machine gun, since during a spray and pray there is always a high chance that at least one bullet will hit its mark.

Joseph was super horny, so he utilised the renowned machine gun theory to get some pussy.

by PapoTruco00976 April 24, 2018

undercover time machine

Really poor sex act that seems like it goes on forever, but secretly it's only about 30 seconds or so...

Unfortunately, despite my hopes, he was an Undercover Time Machine in bed...

by BK516 October 5, 2017

Carolina Claw Machine

To put 1 finger each inside a woman’s butthole and vagina and pinch them together at the same time

“Dude, I totally gave her a Carolina Claw Machine. She was so into it!”

by PeachSodaPunk September 28, 2018

Machine Gun Spamming

Shooting an unlimited ammo machine gun in an FPS game like any Halo game and Call of Duty 4 or something like that.

I was playing Halo 3 on Live and this guy was machine gun spamming a rock and it annoyed my dog who was watching me play. He got used to it and started masturbating.

by Dan the =EPIC= Man June 16, 2009

Raging Machine of Insanity

The current state of the U.S government and economy. Controlling, taxing, and forcing the people to accept its will. We are a nation for the government, by the government.

It is unstoppable, therefore it is raging...
You have to have money to get into it, therefore it is a machine...
It is completely against the Constitution therefore it is insane...

John: "Hey wanna hang out on April 15th?"
Bill: "Sorry man I can't. I have to hand all my money over to the Raging Machine of Insanity on that day!"

Because of this... raging machine of insanity we call our government, I've lost my job!

The Founding Fathers would deem our government the Raging Machine of Insanity.

by LimeInfinity January 14, 2011

Death By Washing Machine

Noun. (deth bai wawsh-ing muh-sheen)
Using a washing machine in any way to kill yourself, another person, another thing, or to, in some way, trigger an awesomepocalypse. (see awesomepocalypse in synonyms)

Person 1: Dude, I just dismantled a washing machine and made it into an arm cannon that shoots laser beams.

Person 2: Woah, talk about Death By Washing Machine.

by Half Life March 17, 2011