It’s not the biggest but it’s a good length but the real strength in this specimen is the speed and time it’s used, that’s why it’s called the thumper
Veronica: I had sex with Willem last night, he was huge
Ava: I had sex with Andy. Andy’s Thumper isn’t the biggest but it gets the job done
Ava: I had sex with Andy. Andy’s Thumper isn’t the biggest but it gets the job done
by Łøšęr March 16, 2021
Get the Andy’s Thumpermug. When you unleash a bowel movement so vile, so cataclysmically foul, that it feels like your very soul is trying to evacuate your body. This isn’t just a poop—it’s an exorcism. The second it leaves you, the toilet groans in protest. The walls absorb the trauma. The air thickens to the consistency of expired gravy. Birds outside fall silent. Somewhere, a distant car alarm goes off.
The consistency? Indescribable. It’s like hot magma mixed with expired pudding, with a splash zone so extensive it makes Chernobyl look like a minor incident. You try to wipe, but each pass of the toilet paper only seems to spread the damage. It’s like trying to dry off in a hurricane with a single tissue. Your fingers make accidental contact. The toilet paper roll trembles in fear.
Your only option? Full-scale biohazard containment. You strip down to your very essence, stepping into the shower like a war refugee. The water turns brown on impact. You scrub with a level of desperation usually reserved for crime scene cleanups. The drain begins to gurgle—even it wants no part of this. You question your diet, your life choices, and whether you need to alert the CDC.
Even after the scalding shower, you don’t feel clean. The ghost of this dump lingers in your soul. Your bathroom will never be the same. Your dignity is lost forever.
The consistency? Indescribable. It’s like hot magma mixed with expired pudding, with a splash zone so extensive it makes Chernobyl look like a minor incident. You try to wipe, but each pass of the toilet paper only seems to spread the damage. It’s like trying to dry off in a hurricane with a single tissue. Your fingers make accidental contact. The toilet paper roll trembles in fear.
Your only option? Full-scale biohazard containment. You strip down to your very essence, stepping into the shower like a war refugee. The water turns brown on impact. You scrub with a level of desperation usually reserved for crime scene cleanups. The drain begins to gurgle—even it wants no part of this. You question your diet, your life choices, and whether you need to alert the CDC.
Even after the scalding shower, you don’t feel clean. The ghost of this dump lingers in your soul. Your bathroom will never be the same. Your dignity is lost forever.
Janelle knew she had made a grave mistake when she ignored Michelle’s warning about the gas station sushi. An hour later, she was in Michelle’s bathroom, gripping the sink for dear life as she endured the most explosive, soul-shattering bowel event of her existence. The toilet begged for mercy. The walls absorbed the horror. When she finally stood up, she took one look at the devastation and realized—this wasn’t a simple wipe situation. This was a full-scale decontamination effort.
Janelle stepped into the shower, defeated. When she finally emerged, hair wet and eyes hollow, Michelle took one sniff of the air, gagged, and whispered, ‘Jesus, Janelle… you pulled an Andy.’”
Janelle stepped into the shower, defeated. When she finally emerged, hair wet and eyes hollow, Michelle took one sniff of the air, gagged, and whispered, ‘Jesus, Janelle… you pulled an Andy.’”
by dr.costco February 1, 2025
Get the Andymug. Andy is the best friend of all. He demonstrates courage, loyalty and he is fierce in the face of ugly sox. Don't put him in the microwave or he will pop happiness upon you from his penis. Andy the gay cowboy knows no nose. You'd be happy to get an handy from Andy any time of day. Particularly in the morning when the moon light is ethereal in it's glow.
If you know an Andy, then you know what it's like to be loved.
If you know an Andy, then you know what it's like to be loved.
by Pomeranian Smiles May 12, 2020
Get the Andymug. Are you crazy?!....... Andy is deffinition of crazy, wild, legend, hype person!
groundandpounddj andy fun
groundandpounddj andy fun
by AFROKEV July 12, 2024
Get the Andymug. Andi is pretty much the best friend you can ask for. She’s smart, funny, and is always there if you need to talk. Unless it’s past 12 because that’s her bed time. She’s kinda tall and has brown hair. She is fun to hang out with and makes some funny jokes. Andi will always have your back. But never lie to her because she hates getting lied to. If you meet an Andi you better keep her because she is the best friend you can ask for
by CheekClapper1234 May 6, 2020
Get the Andimug. Looks like an Egg, usually childish till the age of 78, have big heads, usually bald, and have buck teeth. They are also not so bright. They are pretty dumb and have a narrowed thinking spectrum.
If you have ever seen the movie Mega Mind, thats usually what an Andy would look like. MEGA MIND!!!!
The actor of Mega Mind is named : Andy.
If you have ever seen the movie Mega Mind, thats usually what an Andy would look like. MEGA MIND!!!!
The actor of Mega Mind is named : Andy.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen that kid that looks like an egg and mega mind, also has a big head??
Person 2: Oh, you mean Andy?
Person 1: Yeah!
Person 2: Oh, you mean Andy?
Person 1: Yeah!
by Egg MegaMind Roger Grunt Jeffy June 7, 2018
Get the Andymug. by yesa12412 April 28, 2022
Get the andy fishermug.