Hit the squid

When someone has to clean up the mess of an animal. This includes vomit, urine, blood, shit, and any other bodily fluid or waste.

Warning: This term does not Include any mess that doesn't involve bodily fluid or waste!
The use of the word "squid" is referring to the disgusting nature of squids. These sick bastards produce a a inky mess, that is impossible to clean up, as a "self defense mechanism," but really, they're just assholes.

Correct usage: "I gotta go hit the squid. The dog crapped on the floor"

Incorrect usage: "Go hit the squid, the cat knocked over the vase"

by Skittlesdoggg December 25, 2018

I’d hit that

To have an urge to have sex with another person that appeals to your liking.

Damn babygirl, you look good. I’d hit that.

by aftica’s food January 4, 2019

Hit the whistle

Smoking a glass meth pipe.

I'm about to fall out... I need to hit the whistle to stay awake.

by Dixiedudeokc August 11, 2018

Hitting the Cycle

Having sexual intercourse with individuals born in four different decades. Hitting the cycles in order (for example 60’s, 70’s, 80’s, 90’s) is known as a Straight Cycle.

Holy cow! Brian just finished Hitting the Cycle after banging that millennial chick!

by DrGnome November 9, 2019

hit gift

When an abuser gives a gift in an attempt to make up for an instance of abuse. The victim takes this as an apology or promise of change and things go back to normal, with normal being a short period of time until the abuse happens again.

Nita: Carlos just bought me this car! Look, Girls!
Sasha: That new black car, matches your black eye.
Stacey: Another hit gift, huh?

by Ellebeedub June 10, 2019

Hit and Run

When something is a success/great. Alternative for “knocked it out of the park”.

When I cook, it’s a Hit and Run.

That chicken was a Hit and Run.

by Hit ‘n’ Run my G May 1, 2019

hit the strit

when something is just right.

that ice cream really hit the strit.

by hitthestrit May 11, 2019