Tank

A tank is someone that does something that amuses people and gets recognition from it or if they are wearing nice clothes that look good on then they will he called a tank

“Yo did you see that man jump into the river, he’s a tank”

“She’s looking like a tank tonight”

“Your such a tank”

by The one and only tank June 23, 2019

Hank da Tank

A big buff man who lifts the whole rack in the weight room who only thinks about putting his big freaky tank in a hoe. This man is a funny dude who you just can never tell what he’s feeling he’s just like a bear so don’t piss him off or you are gonna get tanked by Hank.

Hank Da Tank is a freak Herculeas

by Hank who is the tank November 20, 2023

Shark tank

A show where people talk behind closed doors because if a contestant could actually open the doors and look behind them, they wouldn't be sharks, they would just be funny looking people like the ones that lived next door or down the street from you as a kid.

The shark tank wasn't full of sharks, the contestants were full of shit.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

nip tank

short for 'nipponese tankoubon';

chanspeak for manga volumes released in japanese.

"Did you know? Seven Seas got the license to Spirit Circle, they're localising it in a couple of months."

"nah, bought the nip tanks instead"

by dramapragmatist June 14, 2022

drink-tank

It’s like a think-tank. It’s 2 or more people that drink and socially find subjects that they can pretend to know something about but in reality are clueless!

I am always up for “drink-tank” discussions.

by Hornet70 April 17, 2020

Gambling the gas tank

When you see how far you can go on E without running out of gas.

I was gambling the gas tank so long my 16 gallon tank took 16.7

by Dr.N3 December 9, 2010

Tanks

Testicles; balls; nuts; nards

George: Man, I haven’t gotten laid in a week. My tanks are gettin’ full.
Dave: Better go rub one out and empty those bad boys.

by D. Lishus Thigh January 1, 2021