Former pro wrestler turned rapper. Talks about having American dreams, but is from Canada (see Kid Rock). Occasionally peddles easily debunked conspiracy theories to a gullible audience. Complains about indoctrination, but wants you to buy his album. Also has occasionally expressed transphobia. Is currently allied with another "rapper" who's complained about not being able to use slurs against black and gay people while carrying the usual conservative victim card.
"Hey! Wanna go see a Tom MacDonald concert?"
"Sure! Let me rail some crank and light a dumpster on fire first, though."
"Sure! Let me rail some crank and light a dumpster on fire first, though."
by Poisonous Mushroom May 24, 2022
by Traveling Bob July 30, 2006
Trees spontaneously combust when Tom Molitor walks by to avoid the pain they are about to experience.
by daannenenyeyeyeuuulll?? July 13, 2011
Tom Zagonetka (also known as Lord Z, Zaggy, Tommy) is quite simply the epitemy of good looking. You can find this hot, tenessee student lurking outside the potions room to impress his not so secret love Valkyrie.
He likes attention, hugs and girls.
He doesn't like Konstantinos Zwickel, or all other retarded people for that matter... he can be very biased against them.
His best friends are Dan Nagus, Nika, and Taliah.
He likes attention, hugs and girls.
He doesn't like Konstantinos Zwickel, or all other retarded people for that matter... he can be very biased against them.
His best friends are Dan Nagus, Nika, and Taliah.
Girl: Oh Tom!
Tom Zagonetka: You know it.
Random person: Did you see Lord Z today?
Random person 2: Yes, he was with V.
Tom Zagonetka: You know it.
Random person: Did you see Lord Z today?
Random person 2: Yes, he was with V.
by crusoe Cheng April 11, 2010
a tall rugged looking man who uses his brute ruggitivity to lure young wenches into his nest for mating. The 'Tom Rees' tends to prefer fresh meat but has been known to dable in other varieties of wench. E.g, Slightly underage, over weight or married.
On the whole, the Tom Rees is a fun and trustworthy legend who takes particular enjoyment from getting you shitfaced.
On the whole, the Tom Rees is a fun and trustworthy legend who takes particular enjoyment from getting you shitfaced.
by S.M + M.M October 03, 2013
by EstonianCabbage May 03, 2023
The insult that is the end-all to any argument. It is the only possible comeback to the expression, "Your face!" His name must be yelled at maximum volume for full effect.
by Wedge Antilles June 13, 2008