One who is an expert in controlling a relentless fart, possibly flax based, from becoming a shart or defecation in undergarment.
Todd: Wow that fart sounded disgusting! Did you poop your pants?
Tim: Nah man, I'm a fart wizard. I don't poop in my pants.
I just fart, and I'm a wizard.
Tim: Nah man, I'm a fart wizard. I don't poop in my pants.
I just fart, and I'm a wizard.
by Thathandsomeguy July 14, 2011
Get the fart wizard mug.A fart used as an intentional assault on another individual's or group of individual's sense of smell. These farts can be used as a primary assault or a deterrent.
For example, when one individual wants to prevent another from approaching or remaining in proximity, one can use this noxious assault as a deterrent.
Additionally, rebuttal Sadam Farts can be used in the event that someone else has created a smell that is otherwise undesireable.
For example, when one individual wants to prevent another from approaching or remaining in proximity, one can use this noxious assault as a deterrent.
Additionally, rebuttal Sadam Farts can be used in the event that someone else has created a smell that is otherwise undesireable.
Al: I was at this coffee shop and this girl next to me put on this lotion that smelled horrible, so I let out a rebuttal Saddam Fart.
Fred: That's like biological warfare.
Justin: They were looking for WMDs in all the wrong places. They were really fi tizuk ("in your rectum" in Arabic).
Fred: That's like biological warfare.
Justin: They were looking for WMDs in all the wrong places. They were really fi tizuk ("in your rectum" in Arabic).
by DocOnDuty June 29, 2010
Get the Saddam Fart mug.the most undefinable stench coming from the human body after a night of dropping 40s in the way of a fart
by z man March 10, 2005
Get the beer farts mug.When one develops bloating and the discharge of gas, due to the movements of the intestines due to hunger.
by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011
Get the Hunger Fart mug.Following a particularly heinous gastral discharge, the essence of fart that clings to a person and follows them as they move, usually good for a range of anywhere between 5-50 feet.
Tom excused himself to go rip a huge cloud of methane from his ass in another room, but he didn't wait long enough for the fart to dissipate. He came back to his desk dragging a nasty fart trail behind him that made the rest of us nauseous.
by socialvirus June 29, 2006
Get the fart trail mug.When you have a crush on a girl/or guy, then realize how completely wrong you were, and slap yourself for even thinking about being with them. A false crush.
Ken liked Sandra yesterday, but after spending the day with her, he realized he was just having a heart fart.
by Kevo Crafto January 22, 2007
Get the heart fart mug.The office was quiet, then the smell of Filet of Fish spread quickly around the room. That`s when we knew Jackie had gave us a silent but deadly Fish Fart.
by BigDaddy618 October 21, 2010
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