twinkie tits

a socially awkward man with boobs the size of oranges

That kid has twinkie tits

by barney379 March 4, 2016

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milking tits

(v) the act of doing too much work, aka "picking up the slack"

Also used to describe when someone is on your case.

All the interns are idiots, I'm tired of milking tits around here.

My boss is all over me today, he's really milking my tits.

by Boom-shocka-locka6 November 3, 2015

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Steel Tit

A clever way to refer to something as 'the best' or 'the greatest'. Mostly used in the same way as 'the shit'... except with more excitement.

"That new Jay-Z song is the steel tit!" or "Eating Taco Bell at 2AM is the steel tit!"

by I AM GARZA October 22, 2011

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Fire Tits

The process of slapping of phsically causing pain to the breastal tissue of ones sexual partner until the point that they are red; To abuse breast tissue for sexual pleasure

Andrew asked the referee if he could give her fire tits. When she replied shocked, he stated that he actually said "fire places".

Man, that girl really wants me, we went all he way to fire tits last night.

Damn! I'd sure love to give that waitress over there fire tits.

by Pseudomym February 28, 2009

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tit badger

The bit of lint between one's breast from the fabric of your bra/training bra/stuffed kleenexs/or just plain white shirt.

Judie was changing for gym class and Monica said, "Hey, you have tit badger there, you old horny slut!"

by lightningx37 April 17, 2010

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tit fumbler

An awkward, clueless dork possessing no mojo or confidence with the ladies. The kind of guy who'll get hopelessly tangled up trying to undo a bra strap (should he ever fluke getting that close), or get his dick caught in his zipper at the key moment.

Check Glenn's moves out! What a tit fumbler.

by dogwater September 6, 2010

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