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storm snakes

1. Scum who loot homes and businesses before, during, and after major storms and disasters.

2. Scammers who cheat people on home repairs after such disasters.
Don't worry about being shot by the National Guard if you're caught looting. The neighborhood watch committee is much more likely to blow you away if you're caught on my street, storm snakes!!!

In Texas, you get a $50 bounty for drilling a storm snake.
by pellygirl October 29, 2012
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computing snake

during sex, when you make eye contact with the female trying to find the vagina with your penis, but you can't quite find the opening. However, you refuse to look down, therefore leaving your snake to compute.
goddamit, jarett pulled a computing snake and ended up going soft.
by jarett August 9, 2021
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Snake poo

What you say when you are smiling in a photo
by Morahelisabuthfan January 3, 2021
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The Snake Bite

The snake bite

The woman is on her back with her legs spread with full access to her pussy. While her partner uses their fingers to pleasure her, they stops and make the number 2 symbol “slightly modified with their index and middle fingers slightly bent to resemble snake fangs” with their dominant hand. They angle punch the woman’s pussy. Their thumb, ring, and pinky fingers make contact with her vagina at the same time as the index and middle fingers hit her clit with the same force.

Male version

The male bends over as their partner, makes the same hand shape as the female version and they, angle punch the man’s testicles. Their thumb, ring, and pinky fingers make contact with his testicles at the same time as the index and middle fingers hit his ass hole with the same force.
Andy gave me “The Snake Bitethe other night. My clit has been bruised ever since!
by anonymous August 14, 2022
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Snake & Bake

Smoking one or more fat joints while gossiping
Hey bro, wanna snake & bake tonight?
Yeee lord, I have some hot a$$ tea to spill!
by SugarSara December 9, 2019
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Dirtbag snake

A person who smashes another persons ex wife and that person gets mad because they thought y’all was considered podnas.
Hey bro I heard dude smashed your ex!

Yeah man thought we was cool he is such a dirtbag snake! He still owes me 25 bucks too!

Guess I’ll never see that again!

Yeah man that sucks I can’t stand a dirtbag snake one got me last week!
by Whoopigoldnerd September 30, 2021
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