grande penalitis

When a man’s dick becomes swollen due to excessive masturbation or on men who receive frequent hand jobs from a male partner with callused hands.

My homosexual neighbor is a nympho and often suffers from grande penalitis because he is typically attracted to construction workers.

by stang man33 September 09, 2010

chica grande

Hot chick with a large ass
Example:
Nicki Minaj except for the horse face/teeth

In your best Cheech Marin voice.....Chica Grande.......

by Donky do February 09, 2018

Grand

G

When Flo Thinks Bob Could Say “Grand or G” for a Good Dollar

by MayDayMeh June 01, 2018

Grand

An expression to default to when someone asks how you're feeling and you can't be bothered explaining to them how you feel

Person 1 : Hey how are you doing
Person 2 (inside mind) *having an intense mental breakdown*
Person 2 (Vocally) : I'm grand

by Edmaster. January 24, 2021

Grand

A sick cunt who is the sickest of them all grand has no eyes and eats the dog pies

Grand is cool

by MoistLester October 23, 2017

Grand

Someone you just love to vibe with. Always fun and tricky, this person is one of your favorites. He/She always appreciates you and you know for some reasons that you’ll like to smash and he/she too.

He’s my grand, I got goosebumps next to him

by Turfy_Cameron March 09, 2020

grand

(of a music piece) containing a melody that resembles the first few notes of “Meet the Flintstones”, the theme song of the well-known 1960s cartoon.

This is a great song, but did anyone else think it sounded a bit grand at 2:31?

by Baconfry November 13, 2018