Guy Smiley

(noun): a jerk, an asshole, a real douchebag--an especially handy term to use when you cannot use the epithet you really wish to use (i.e. a jerk, an asshole, a real douchebag) because you are in the presence of children, grandparents, authority figures, what-have-you. Origin: Guy Smiley from Sesame Street, who was NOT an asshole.

Okay, who's the GUY SMILEY who ate the last Ho-Ho?" or "I'm going to be really late because some GUY SMILEY cut me off in traffic so close that my car flipped over and I'm sitting with my 3 year old niece in the car waiting for the cops.

by silverblade August 4, 2011

philadelphia smile

Is when someone picks a victim (esp. for racial reasons) and places the victim's jaw on the curb of a sidewalk and usually ends up killing the person by smashing their head by the stump of the foot.

The scene from American History X, when Edward Norton stumps the African American male's jaw on the curb from the head is an example of a "Philadelphia Smile".

by CS Buchanan July 15, 2006

Smileys

The plural form of a smiley. When typed on any microsoft thing, it shows that both smilies and smileys are wrong.

Jack: "Hey dude, did you make those smileys I told you about?"

John: "Whoops, I forgot all about them. Isn't that supposed to be spelt differently?"

Jack: "What? I got this from Urban Dictionary.com, sheeze!"

by Udypmseo Logego March 27, 2009

smiley central

A cool program to download that has thousands of smiley faces from insults to humor to emotions to antthing you can think of!!

On my email, smiley central let me tell my friend exactly what I was thinking with its cool databse of smileys.

by AK_Luver September 22, 2004

Super Idol's smile is not as sweet as your sweet August noon sun is not as dazzling as you love 105 °C you dripping pure distilled water

When you put the Super Idol lyrics to English using the Google translate.
Then you're probably as twice as bored.

Super Idol's smile is not as sweet as your sweet August noon sun is not as dazzling as you love 105 °C you dripping pure distilled water

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh March 9, 2022

Chelsea Smile

To place the open mouth of any person, excluding Chelsea Londoners on the kerbing of a road and stamp on the back of the victim's head, causing their cheek skin to tear and bleed. This followed by a kicking to the face and/or chest/stomach.

I'll give that Daz a fuckin 'chelsea smile' outside the chippy after the match.

by Sacha Baron Cohen June 4, 2005

Smiley

Placing a Semi-unconscious persons mouth on the edge of a curb and stomping on the back of his head.
Thus causing the victim to have his cheek tissue torn into a bloody smile.

Dude I gave that prick Micheal a Smiley.

by xxxMattxxx October 14, 2008