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Steven

Steven is full of charisma but that's because he doesn't have enough empathy to be weighed down. He steals a lot, trashes people's stuff, eats their food and expects worship. Steven never gets enough attention even if he's on a stage. He's always talking, being loud and gossiping. Very nosey. Stephen likes to keep tabs on his exes. Instead of riding bikes for mental health causes, everyone wants Steven to receive mental health. Most of what he does is to look a certain way to his friends. The real Steve assaults his wife. She doesn't date anyone or go out without him finding out. He never let's his exes go. Steve is creeper and has to live in places where people don't know him or he has to lie a lot.
Did Steven really assault his wife?
by KumbwAsofdik October 2, 2022
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Steven

A very business oriented young man from the Ghetto in England who stands tall at 6'2. Usually referred to as some sort of munted Cat, other times often described as a Meerkat's doppelganger. Steven has 2% Kangaroo genes and enjoys wearing dresses that he craftily terms "long line shirts". He can usually be found at the local pub enjoying big servings of Sausage after a few Vodka Cokes.
"Oi! Look at that Kangaroo, he bloody looks like Steven's twin!"
by PookieBear91 June 20, 2016
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Stevened

Tearing your anus while doing a neat stunt/trick.
Did you see how he landed on that fence. Definitely stevened himself.
by Terrance their tearer March 1, 2020
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Steven Koda

Steven Koda is the type of person who doesn't believe I have my own account
by Gumballe April 19, 2020
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steven

a fucking gay dude who sucks a lot of dick
Your so gay steven
by steven aravalo April 1, 2019
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steven

a verry selfish guy who only cares about his looks
i am steven
by stevenaltipopper October 16, 2020
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Steven

Middle aged, teenage or young adult racist man, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to his although he isn't even remotely affected.
Steven sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from his window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a school boy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.

Steven refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic. He harasses the workers, asks to see the manager and threatens to sue.

Steven says white pride or all live matter

Steven complains that his favorite parking spot was replaced by a ramp for wheel chairs. He parks her car in the old spot anyway and shoots a vlog about it.
A: Burden won 2020 election, man
B: finally, I'm tried of seeing these Steven. Segregate our country
by Oliver Kaftman February 11, 2021
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