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Spit on my Keyboard

An accidental sperminating of ones keyboard during an act on online monkey spanking
Whilst whacking-off over a inter-racial DP gang bang porn Joshua "accidentally" Spit on my Keyboard
by Brenda.Rukken January 25, 2018
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Spit on a midget day.

Today is your lucky day. Don't know why?
It is because today you kan spit on any midget at his/hers face. Make sure to spit twice if the midget is named Zack.
"I've always wanted to spit on a midget, OH My! It's spit on a midget day. How nice.

Time to go and spit on my friend Zack, cause he is a horny motherfucker.
by Fluffyseat October 21, 2019
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Spitting day

This girl called Ashpreet spits in things

Today is the spitting day
Ashpreet likes to spit in things

Spitting Day
by Ashpreet likes to spitt July 16, 2023
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Spitting that dragon

Similar to spitting bars, spitting that dragon is what artists and rappers do when performing. They are spitting that dragon or “spitting bars” when on the mic.
“Drake was spitting that dragon at the concert last night
by Jackrum March 24, 2022
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Spit Roast

It's like an Eiffel Tower but you don't hi-five.
I was the middle of a spit roast last night.
by Hary Gofman June 3, 2023
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Spitting Sally

A spitting sally is when you spit in your hand to jack off
Give yourself a spitting sally
by ashman2 March 11, 2024
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spit on the salmon

spitting on the salmon is a word used when you want to ask if someone sucks cock, but dont want people to think you are weird
by HanKarnMedSverd August 26, 2021
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