SNAP CRACKLE PWNAGE

A take on the catch phrase for Rice Krispies cereal "Snap Crackle Pop".

A PWN so easy you can do it while eating your breakfast cereal.

This can also be done by a certain kind of douche-bag that uses bots in online games. Because they can literally be off somewhere eating cereal while PWNing countless enraged noobs.

Syn: SNAP CRACKLE PWN, and SNAP CRACKLE PWND.

Bob- Hey whats wrong with Tom, why is he so pissed off?
Kristie- I guess you didn't notice how you totally PWND him in that poker game yesterday.
Bob- It's not my fault if he can't handle a little SNAP CRACKLE PWNAGE. Tom needs to get a life.

by Ace Valentine July 23, 2009

snap mokes to the dome

To engage in the act of smoking cannabis and tobacco in a mixed-media format through a water pipe, ensuring to combust the readily available loaded material completely, and breathe the all vapors created quickly thereafter in one large inhalation with none escaping

Why Rutheford, how dare you snap mokes to the dome using the fine marijuana I procured from my specialty physician just a fortnight hence!

by notcocoloco October 31, 2019

snap crackle and pop

A term used when something, generally,in a face paced enviroment, goes wrong repeatedly.

The tea overflowed, while her back was turned, as she acknowledged the mess, along with other chaotic mishaps, She exclaimed, Oh...
snap crackle and pop!

by twicefriedpotatoes December 11, 2016

Snap Crackled and Poped

another words for "OHHH, you just got burned!"
lmfao,mhm.

example: "OHHH,you just got snap crackled and poped!"

by BabycakesBecca4Shuure July 12, 2007

snapping one out

To snap one out or snapping one out is a Bay-Area term for the action of masturbaiting or jerking off.

Hey bro I'll be right there I'm snapping one out real quick on pornhub to Mia Khalifia

OR

Chad always sits in the back of class so he can snap one out, thinking no one will notice.

by 69soldier February 26, 2017

Angolan Snapping Turtle

When a man's penis hits the far edge of a females clitoris, it makes a loud flesh-to-flesh noise similar to that of a snapping turtle.

"Golly I banged Emma so hard yesterday I made an Angolan Snapping Turtle."

by Kokipod June 7, 2014

Snap, Crackle & Pop

When you cum in their pussy or asshole, add rice bubbles and eat it up. YUM!

She let me Snap, Crackle & Pop last night and now I ain't need no breakfast

by Rack19 October 1, 2018