salted his beard

The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.

Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.

by JesusBummedTrump August 09, 2023

Salt Snob

When you think you're too good for normal vape juice so you only vape salt nic.

Eric hit the breeze and started dying when he realized it wasn't salt nic. He's such a salt snob.

by gropey stopey January 22, 2019

Plain as salt

When something is so simple that grandma doesn’t even question it.

I’m getting back with her and swiping that v-card. Plain as salt.

by Dak attak July 09, 2018

Salting the Napkin

1. When you ejaculate in a girl and say you did not.

2. When you tell a girl you are wearing a condom, and are not, and then ejaculate into her.

Guy 1: I think Shannon is pregnant.

Guy 2: Really? Damn that sucks.

Guy 1: Nah, that's ok, I expected it. I keep salting the napkin.

by The saltier the better March 06, 2012

Salted Frosty

Semen coming out a guys ass hole after getting pounded under a palm tree.

Shit man, Cloyce is at it again! He taking it in the ass again under neath the palm trees. Man that’s disgusting! Ya let’s go inside and get outta here. Ya I can’t take listening to Cloyce scream like that. Oh my God, he’s done and now following us!

Cloyce get the fuck outta here. Oh and dude pull your pants up bro. U got a SALTED FROSTY coming out your ass!

by MeatBalloons November 17, 2022

Salted walnut

A sexual act wherein one person farts gently into their partner’s mouth. This is not officially scat-play, unless smooth jazz plays in the background.

“We wanted to do something special last night, so I gave him a salted walnut.”

by mjmoo December 01, 2018

salted queer

A person that is bad at disc golf

Get a life you salted queer

by Callsok February 06, 2023