SALTS

Smiled a little then stopped

Girl-(says a joke)
You-SALTS

by Djcassidy June 9, 2020

salts

Smiled A Little, Then Stopped. A more accurate acronym for those who use "LOL" too much.

Person 1: (Posts humorous picture, but not humorous enough to laugh audibly)
Person 2: "salts"
Person 3: "salts???"
Person 2: "smiled a little, then stopped"
Person 1: "makes sense lol"
Person 3: "lol oh okay lol"

by dbrickishawfurgesun December 6, 2013

Salt Lick

The act of sucking the dick of someone who is abusive or toxic, but excellent at sex.

Calder gave me a salt lick

by ✨Bi Panic✨ July 3, 2022

Salt of the earth

A practice in ancient warfare where conquerors would deliberately spread salt over the lands of a defeated enemy, rendering the soil infertile and unsuitable for farming.

Used to refer to a toxic individual.

Hope it was worth it, people like yourself are the salt of the earth, bring nothing but famine and destruction to the land

by Truthsepeaker May 8, 2025

SALTS

Smiled A Little Then Stopped

friend :sends me video of kittens cause im deppresed ME:SALTS

by IM PAPADOOM August 28, 2020

Salts

(Salts) mean smiled a little then stop
Use this word when someone send you something they thought was funny but it wasn’t. Substitute word for lol cause it dont be funny.

(Salts) mean smiled a little then stop.

by odeysav January 15, 2023

Salted nut roll

When your girlfriend gives you head after she’s been eating peanuts all day and let’s you fuck her in the ass and finishes you off by sucking you off

My girfriend got a salted nut roll after the game last nite. She ate two rounds of roasted peanuts we ended the evening on a rough note.

by Windawhoa March 11, 2023