squirrel fight

Two men, aggressively rubbing their nuts together.

Me: “Hey you two, what are you doing !!”

Two nude men: “we’re having a squirrel fight !”

by GibbonLips August 3, 2024

girl-squirrel

What da young NASA engineer Mark Rober discovered dat "Phat Gus" was during his "ninja-warrior obstacle course" squirrel-feeder experiment.

After discovering dat "Phat Gus" was "not a dude" (said gray chatterer was so roly-poly --- and had such a prodigious appetite --- due to being FULL OF BABIES, not from overeating), Mark Rober renamed his small furry "girl-squirrel" friend "Phantastic Gus".

by QuacksO February 24, 2021

Squirrel

A girl that wants to eat your nuts

She ah squirrel

by Pretty Boy 4 January 15, 2019

skinning squirrels

Secretly jacking off

Where you been?

Hiding out in the back room skinning squirrels.

by BeavisBeavis May 17, 2025

lima bean squirrel

Little austrailian bastard squirrel who cums a shit load.

A ice cream truck melting in the sun, while inside a tornado. that is a lima bean squirrel ejacualtion

by mh3bean October 16, 2013

Squirrel

It a combination of when you make your significant other, squirt and squeal at the same time!

Last night I fucked this bitch so hard that I made her squirrel for hours!

by Sarinaslutmaster September 16, 2014

Squirrel

A squirrel is when someone is after sex because they want to nut.

Man them hoes a squirrel, you know why? Because, they only want the nut

by Skay.West November 7, 2021