Blackout Sampler

A shot of whiskey, a glass of wine, a beer, and a glass of brandy drank as quickly as possible

Hey, have you tried the blackout sampler at the pub? It's bomb, yo!

by Will.o.w July 13, 2016

Donut sample

It's when your giving head but with a donut equipted

Hey wanna go to starbucks for a donut sample.

by Pervhut5100 January 17, 2017

turd sample

A sample of turd; poo sample, stool sample.

Alternative: a person of exceptionally turdish qualities. #turdlife

'I'm just going to the doctors to hand in the turd sample they requested.'

or

'I was playing blops3 and met the biggest turd sample I've ever encountered.'

by parskuks March 27, 2017

John Semple

The common village idiot... he nonces kiddies

Oh... it's John Semple walking into the nursery again...

by 4832 August 30, 2018

serial sampler

One who repeatedly commits the same offense of consuming free samples without any intention of buying.

That same serial sampler couple came into the candy store and ate free samples they’ve pretended to never have tried...and then bought nothing...again.

by Nagem Yarg January 4, 2019

Lane Sample

Lane Sample the kid at Pensacola beach with the loudest truck but still doesn’t get laid and has a big sclong but still doesn’t get laid. He is known for reving it everything we’re he goes. His truck is a pos but everyone still loves it!#rattlecankustoms

Lane Sample is a ugly mf fucker

by Hsgendyrhebf April 30, 2019

Amsterdam Sampler

The act of chasing 4 robogels (60mg DXM HBr) with half a bottle of delsym (444mg DXM Polistirex). The greatest functional social buzz of all time. Do this before work for a wonderful day.

Michael J. Foxx: I TOOK AN AMSTERDAM SAMPLER AND I FEEL LIKE A SPRING WHOSE ONLY PURPOSE IS TO JUMP

by Mega Röv Bög June 21, 2019