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5 second joke

A joke that lasts for only 5 seconds. (A joke that can easily be spotted in 5 seconds.)
Dood 1: look, I got a 100 dollar bill
Dood 2: (5 seconds later)... Dude, thats fake
Dood 1: I know, its a 5 second joke
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This is actually a quote that I came up with. My friend said that all quotes are positive and inspiring. I proved him wrong 🤣. I put it again if you couldn't see it.
Every second you live, is a second closer to death. So live every second doing something you love.
by Guys are better than girls March 23, 2021
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5 second rule

A highly scientific finding that says that germs need at least five seconds to jump on food that falls on the floor, enabling the person who dropped said food to pick it up and safely consume it, as long as they do so within five seconds of dropping it.
"Hey dude, that cookie's still OK to eat, the five second rule's in effect."
by dungbeetle July 10, 2004
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2 second charlie

An expression used during/or referring to sex when a man ejaculates very quickly
"Dude I wanna go after Nina, but I haven't been laid in a while. I need some practise before her, otherwise I'm gonna be 2 second charlie."
by Thob October 4, 2009
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30 second sam

a chronic masturbator that likes to do his business in class. He "cummed" from Macedonia and now resides in forest lake.
"Look at 30 second sam over there! He's rubbin' it in his hair!"
"oh God he smells!"
by ipromise4ever January 11, 2012
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Microsoft Second

A screen during any installation in Windows showing "1 second remaining" that lasts a few minutes.
"I don't have time to talk to you, I'm almost done installing the game - it says I only have one second remaining."

"Dude, you have plenty of time, it's a Microsoft second."
by SsurebreC August 1, 2012
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Sleepy Second

Accidentally getting to second base while your still half asleep
Matt: hey did you hear Carl got a Sleepy Second
Jim: yeah now Jill hates him.
by Mybad February 14, 2013
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