Pre-mature E-betulation

When playing Texas Hold em, someone places a bet before their turn.

Dude, it is my bet. That is such a pre-mature E-betulation.

by TX-BWC August 19, 2010

Pre-mature fag

Term used to define an individual with a lower sense of "maturity". Offensive phrase used against a character described or labeled as a "motherfucker". The weaponry that these individuals habitualy use are sedimentary rocks and comedical phrases that generaly dont make sense and or doltish.

Omar is such a pre-mature fag.

by darknight823 January 29, 2009

Pre-Kermit withdrawal syndrome

A strange illness usually contracted through iminant loss of a much loved work collegue.

Symptoms include:
Abusive behaviour on forums
Neglecting tea duties
Strange odour
Overeating

by kermit March 14, 2005

Pre-Mature Send-aculation

When you accidentally send a text or e-mail without any attachment you meant to attach, or anything that you meant to write

Sorry I sent you the e-mail without the documents, I had Pre-Mature Send-aculation and hit enter before I attached the documents.

by Maheine Asmelly May 9, 2011

Pre-Hooters pound off

The purposeful act of masterbation prior to a trip to Hooter's to avoid an embarrassing erection while eating.

Dan: Hey you wanna meet me at Hooters to watch the game?

Chris: Sure. What time? I need to go home for a pre-Hooters pound off so I'm not all boned up when Stephanie comes to serve us..

Dan: Well, let's meet at 8 then. I should probably take care of that myself.

by droopscrotty December 30, 2016

PESE (Pre-Exam Shit Explosion)

A condition for individuals who get extremely nervous right before taking an exam or test. The anxiety is so severe that they feel as though they need to run to the bathroom to take a shit before going forth with the exam.

Alex was suffering from PESE (Pre-Exam Shit Explosion) before the Physic's final exam.

by Crista&Sasha January 20, 2006

pre-felonated first name

usually an afro-centric first name destined to turn a young woman or man into a convicted felon. It's destined at birth that once given a name such as "DiAmante', DaQuill, DeShawn,DeQuan, Rafique etc that the person will grow up into a burden to society.

DeShawn's mother had difficult time remembering whose father was paternal to which child so she decided for DeShawn to name him "of Shawn' fro the latin "de" so she could get the poo-poo to arrest any of the baby fathers who don't pay. Thus poor little DeShawn has a pre-felonated first name. Like daddy is a no good criminal thus son is pre-felonated to follow in his foot steps.

by jayskind1 May 14, 2016