Pre-Mature Hoe

When a girl doesn't dress her age and acts like an adult,or When a girl is a trick to the eye because she doesn't look her age

I was at the mall yesterday and I looked to my left then to my right, and all I could see in sight were these pre-mature hoes.

by IAmTBH May 5, 2012

pre-shower

standing in the rain enough to get pretty wet. hence...a 'pre-shower'.

Oh my gosh its pouring outside. I totally got a pre-shower from my car to the door.

I went ouside so much without an umbrella I so got like 4 pre-showers.

wet rain umbrella shower soaked drenched

by AmAniAc September 3, 2012

Pre-ancee`

When you have been with a guy/girl long enough that you know you are going to marry him/her but have not proposed yet. More than a boyfriend/girlfriend, but still not a fiancee`.
Your pre-ancee`.

Pronounced like fiancee`, but with pre-, as in coming before, as a prefix.

"Mom, Dad, this is Ashley, my pre-ancee`."

by Mayor Maynot October 19, 2012

pre-friend

To creep on a prospect's social networking profile before meeting them in order to gain a social advantage when actually meeting and conversing with said prospect.

Henry - "I like this girl but I know nothing about her, and I'm going to a party tonight where she'll be."
Clyde - "You should totally pre-friend her so you have something to talk about!"

by grimymonkey May 28, 2013

Pre-crastinate

The act of placing yourself or others (usually those who work for you) in crisis mode now for something far in the future that may or may no ever happen. The same amount of energy is expended and stress is created in a compressed timeframe as if you had waited until the last minute only it is done now when it is uncertain if the event will actually occur.

Why does the boss always pre-crastinate? We end up doing cheetah flips and running around like our pants are on fire for something 6 months away "just in case." Then they cancel the thing.

by Jammed up October 26, 2013

pre-shame

adj. a feeling that occurs when individuals know they are about to commit acts that will ultimately result in feelings of utter shame

I feel so much pre-shame right now because I'm about to hookup with a random stranger from the internet who said they have a latex balloon fetish.

by iamkenneth December 8, 2013

pre-explosion

When you are engaging in sexual inter coarse and because of a males presperm the female has a baby

When me and Angela were having sex I pre-exploded. Now she's pregnant.
You had your pre-explosion?
Yeah!

by Big_daddy_ July 3, 2014