pirate floss

Hemp, rope, home grown.

It took me all day to burn that pile of pirate floss.

by blonehard June 29, 2008

Pirate Stoned

When you are so stoned you can only keep one eye open, like a pirate.

dude im pirate stoned! ARRRGGG!

by YourSlampeice'sBestFriend November 16, 2010

Bottle Pirate

Bipedal individual who collects bottles and cans out of curbside recycling for their cash redemption value.

Really? My bottle pirate is so quiet and efficient, I never notice him.

by thebrenna March 2, 2011

Pirate Chest

When a bearded homeless man missing an eye with a peg leg (prosthetic) cums all over your chest.

hey jack how was the pirate chest you got last night

by Digger faggot September 14, 2016

Pirate's Stew

A delicious brew, made of the finest Captain Crunch cereal mixed with a tantalizing twist of Captain Morgan Rum.

Pirate's Stew - It's gag-inducing delicious!

by El Beano December 12, 2010

Accidental Pirate

When you or or sexual partner orgasms with your/their moan being much like that of a pirates "Y'argh"
*Note: When an Accidental Pirate is executed exclaiming the phrase "Land a'hoe!" is expected.

Dude last night this girl did an Accidental Pirate on me, then I said "Land a'hoe" and we high-fived.

by Jokktapus January 24, 2014

Omega Pirate

One sick dude from space.

"Omega Pirate, most powerful of the Elite Pirate Forces. Omega Pirate can become invisible to normal sight. It is vulnerable when cloaked, as all energy is drawn from defense systems. By exposing itself to Phazon, it can regenerate damaged tissue and organs. Considered the pinnacle of the Elite Pirate program, this enemy should be handled with extreme caution and maximum firepower." - Log Book Excerpt from Metroid Prime

by OgnarPliskin January 27, 2010