pirate passage

when you get on your knees and let someone pour a space bag down your throat while two people beat you with sticks.

that whiskey douchin' piece of shit gave me the pirate passage!

by Trip Levine January 31, 2007

Lobby Pirate

A person who continuously changes online game lobbies match after match. Normally in games like Halo or Call Of Duty.

Dude: Man, I've seen that same guy in a team death match a few hours ago, and a demolition match a few minutes ago.

Other Dude: Hah. Totally a lobby pirate.

by marles chanson July 17, 2010

Accidental Pirate

When you or or sexual partner orgasms with your/their moan being much like that of a pirates "Y'argh"
*Note: When an Accidental Pirate is executed exclaiming the phrase "Land a'hoe!" is expected.

Dude last night this girl did an Accidental Pirate on me, then I said "Land a'hoe" and we high-fived.

by Jokktapus January 24, 2014

Bottle Pirate

Bipedal individual who collects bottles and cans out of curbside recycling for their cash redemption value.

Really? My bottle pirate is so quiet and efficient, I never notice him.

by thebrenna March 2, 2011

Omega Pirate

One sick dude from space.

"Omega Pirate, most powerful of the Elite Pirate Forces. Omega Pirate can become invisible to normal sight. It is vulnerable when cloaked, as all energy is drawn from defense systems. By exposing itself to Phazon, it can regenerate damaged tissue and organs. Considered the pinnacle of the Elite Pirate program, this enemy should be handled with extreme caution and maximum firepower." - Log Book Excerpt from Metroid Prime

by OgnarPliskin January 27, 2010

awkward pirate

The awkward gesture used when your in a group of people talking about an outside party and the person being talked about comes into the conversation OR hears you talking about them.

Raise one hand over your eye and the other into a hook shape with your finger.

"DUDE, Jessica is such a slut! She tried to.."
::jessica walks in::..
::awkward pirate::

by smokethaherb September 1, 2009

Pirate Stoned

When you are so stoned you can only keep one eye open, like a pirate.

dude im pirate stoned! ARRRGGG!

by YourSlampeice'sBestFriend November 16, 2010