phantom straddler

A Ghostly apparition that will ride you like a bucking bronco

Last night I was met by a phantom straddler, my butt still hurts

by Lilbit_syd March 14, 2025

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Phantom Fart

A search engine AI says it's the sensation of flatulence (farting) without the actual expulsion of gas, but we all know that it's a poop that we all thought was just a fart.

Dude 1: "Hold on, let me just fart..."
Dude 1: "...."
Dude 1: "Yo, can I take a shower in here?"
Dude 2: "...Did you just have a phantom fart? dang, dude! you're nasty!"

by pa-chinko March 15, 2025

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PhantomHunter007

The man in the wind...that nagging feeling in your gut...you look and he's there, just in the corner of your eye. Blink and he's gone, as if he was never there in the first place.

"Dude, I think I found PhantomHunter007 right there."
"The fuck? Are you high?"

by Blake Shatterframe March 15, 2025

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Phantom Scrolling

When you scroll too much on YouTube shorts or TikTok, that you no longer scroll for the point of entertainment, but rather because you are addicted to the scrolling motion.

Guys I just caught myself phantom scrolling on LinkedIn shorts. This is a cry for help, someone help me.

by Jitskin March 22, 2025

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