When you are dry humping your girlfriend before sex, you bust a moose load inside your undies 5 min in. No sex occurs. So in panicked desperation you try to clean yourself up w the cum encrusted undies, therefore making yourself more cummy
by AK41 December 18, 2017
The moment when you realize you're being asked to do something improper.
Communication, implied or otherwise, that invites your participation to conspire in something unlawful and/or distasteful for a mutual benefit (quid pro quo) to involved parties.
Communication, implied or otherwise, that invites your participation to conspire in something unlawful and/or distasteful for a mutual benefit (quid pro quo) to involved parties.
by Jay$ Meow Meow-Rawrr VII January 24, 2020
Dude Perfect is an American sports and comedy YouTube group based in Frisco, Texas. As of 2022 the channel has over 57 million subscribers making them the second most subscribed sports-based YouTube channel only behind the WWE. The group consists of twins Coby and Cory Cotton, Cody "the Tall Guy" Jones, Garrett "The Purple Hoser" Hilbert, and Tyler "The Bearded Guy" Toney. They are mostly known for performing Trick Shots some with notable celebrities including Drew Brees, Aaron Rodgers, Jason Belmonte, Paul Rudd, Tim McGraw, Russell Wilson, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Odell Beckham Jr., Serena Williams, Luke Bryan, etc. They also perform battles, which is where the members compete in a good-natured game with a unique set of rules, stereotypes, and overtime. They also travel on various tours
Dude Perfect also has broken a number of world records including the longest blindfolded hook shot broken by Cody Jones and the only trick shot by the group made on the first try. They've also broken a number of strange world records on the "Absurd Recurds" segment of Overtime including, the world's longest Lego walk, longest distance of blowing a pea on the ground, farthest distance while rolling across exercise balls, most ping pong balls stuck on a person's head using shaving cream, most donuts stacked on each other while blindfolded, and most beachball header passes in 30 seconds.
by bmhorton July 05, 2022
Somebody's crying now
His head is full of pain
Take him to the building
Where they're playing the perfect game
Perfect game
Perfect game
He's standing at the window
To watch the falling rain
No matter how he sees it
The view remains the same
Perfect game
Perfect game
They don't know what to call him
He doesn't have a name
But they still know how to force him
To keep playing the perfect game
His head is full of pain
Take him to the building
Where they're playing the perfect game
Perfect game
Perfect game
He's standing at the window
To watch the falling rain
No matter how he sees it
The view remains the same
Perfect game
Perfect game
They don't know what to call him
He doesn't have a name
But they still know how to force him
To keep playing the perfect game
A set of perfect criminals
Is hard to criticize
When your watching the perfect crime
Through a pair of perfect eyes
Perfect eyes
Perfect eyes
When everybody else is simply wondering why we came
Maybe it's because we're all playing the perfect game
Perfect game
Perfect game
They don't know what to call us
Because we don't have a name
But they still know how to force us
To keep playing the perfect game
So if you want to find out why you call someone insane
Just sit inside the building where they're playing the perfect game
Perfect game
Perfect game
Perfect game
Perfect game
They don't know what to call you
Because you don't have a name
But they still know how to force you
To keep playing the perfect game
Is hard to criticize
When your watching the perfect crime
Through a pair of perfect eyes
Perfect eyes
Perfect eyes
When everybody else is simply wondering why we came
Maybe it's because we're all playing the perfect game
Perfect game
Perfect game
They don't know what to call us
Because we don't have a name
But they still know how to force us
To keep playing the perfect game
So if you want to find out why you call someone insane
Just sit inside the building where they're playing the perfect game
Perfect game
Perfect game
Perfect game
Perfect game
They don't know what to call you
Because you don't have a name
But they still know how to force you
To keep playing the perfect game
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 19, 2020
When someone is so perfect its painful.
Such as the way they look at you, the way the smile, the way they talk, their voice, and just them in general makes you happy and gives you butterflies. They're so perfect they can change the atmosphere with just a smile.
Such as the way they look at you, the way the smile, the way they talk, their voice, and just them in general makes you happy and gives you butterflies. They're so perfect they can change the atmosphere with just a smile.
by jason_the_dunce June 10, 2021
Ruud+Do
by unfortunately_peanutbutter December 15, 2016
Cyamae is the most perfect girl in the world if she says she’s not she’s lying as they know they are
Is Cyamae perfect? Cyamae is the most perfect girl in the world
by Anonymous 0000000000 February 23, 2021