Patrick

some type of ginger dude whos 6'8 and could probably beat your sorry ass at an origami duel

Girl: Who's that?

Patrick: I'm the man of your dreams ;)

*Proceeds to make girl an origami platypus*

by Asimpforgingers December 17, 2020

Patrick

Also named patrick. Sucks at valorant. Is not an awpper. He should probably uninstall the game entirely.Simps for innocent women that are not attracted to him. Will tell shitty jokes and sarcastically laugh at them. Usually will be a disappointment of A human being. Probably has his name as VanillaCqke as discord username

Patrick sucks at valorant

by Chonky woman July 21, 2020

patrick

synonym is god
the chosen
our lord
saviour
cat

patrick is so amazing

by kim❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 October 13, 2021

Patrick

A guy who really fat and steals things and has no game

"Dude that guy is such a patrick!"

by jimbious November 22, 2021

Patrick

SMART BUT NOT GOOD AT SPORTS, A SIMP, AND SOMETIMES A DOUCHEBAG

look at that smart-ass patrick, what a douchebag

by LAGAE69 March 02, 2022

Patrick

Patrick bad. No Patrick

Patrick that starfish dude from Finding Nemo

by PeanutFreeMeatloaf June 06, 2021

Patrick

Patrick is the sexiest man alive. He has eyes like a forest. So warm and calming. Mhm. Your hands will tingle running them through his silky smooth chocolate colored hair. He has most the deepest, sexiest, and arousing voice alive, that’ll make your heart melt. He has the biggest dick ever. Crazy good at sports if you have a patrick your lucky ass fuck. Has a odd humor but is funny likes to hit u as a joke. very freaky and fine as hell

Get you a patrick

by Dis ass super fat May 03, 2024