Pillow Statement

A similar type of conversation as a Blanket Statement, only this time it is not a statement at all and is instead an action where the one making the statement will suffocate (usually by a pillow) said person(s) being approached; A less broad statement than the Blanket Statement, but a stronger way to send a message.

Guy: Look, I'm sorry man, I just don't get it.
Girl: If you don't get how I'm feeling, how about I lay it out to you in a Pillow Statement.
Guy: The hell is a Pillow Statement. And, no thanks.
Girl: That wasn't a question.

by Gbunny81 July 23, 2022

Pillow Driving

The act of farting into a pillow so that the stink gets stuck in the pillow, so that when the next person uses it the smell will be released.

The guys down the hall were pissing me off, so when they went to class I went into their room and did some serious pillow driving.

by thebartschside September 30, 2011

Pillow Driving

It tell’s that the person had slept a lot

I was pillow driving for the past few days

by M KDK December 02, 2016

Pillow poo case

A case that’s goes on a pillow covers in poo

Ahhh. Who took a dump on me pillow!!’? Oh now it’s a pillow poo case..?

by Hello_girl1324 August 16, 2020

pillow cancer

When somebody flatulates on a pillow, then gives it to his friend, then the friend receives pink eye the next morning.

Hey, Benny just gave Jimmy's pillow, Pillow Cancer, wait till tomorrow when his eyes look like he's been in a 12 round boxing match.

by Schlumberjacker November 23, 2019

Nestled Pillows

Full, squishy boobs nestled into a bra.

"Look at her nestled pillows! The way they make her boobs look so hot..."

"She doesn't even need a push-up bra with those nestled pillows!"

by IHaveNoIdeaWhatMyUsernameIs December 08, 2017

pillowable

A phrase or quote that is particularly well-suited to appearing on a pillow in needlepoint.

Everything Lisa says is pillowable.

by snoopwombat September 04, 2015