Horse face

Having a long face similar to that of a horse, or having other characteristics of a horse's face. Often used as a term to insult women by men with a penis the size and shape of a baby mushroom.

Antonyms: Be Best.

"She had a horse face, but I nailed her bigly, but I made her sign a contract to stay quiet about it."

by KeithDB October 17, 2018

Wet horse

When you ejaculate so forcefully into someone, that it kills them

Hey, did you hear about Adam? He died from getting a wet horse

by Mrs. Chemotherapy Yoghurt December 26, 2022

horse hockey

A variant spelling for 'polo'.

Them snobs are playing horse hockey again

by shonny September 8, 2007

Trojan Horse

The perfect drink for anything. Involves cheap whiskey, coke zero, and cherry syrup.

Person 1: While you're at the bar can you make me a drink?

Person 2: How about a Trojan Horse?

Person 1: That sounds fucking awesome!

by tj8 January 11, 2010

steel horse

An old name for a bicycle

...the steel horse fills a gap in modern life, it is an answer not only to its needs, but also to its aspirations...It's quite certainly here to stay.
Le Vélocipède Illustré, in 1869

by sunnydayz April 27, 2017

horny horse

A generally good chap with no standards when it comes to women who has taken a beating from the chez to many times to remain an aquaintance!

Horse you fucking muppet, come over here.

by Tom Elwell January 29, 2004

horse butt

A very muscular butt that is lacking in roundness. The person who has a horse butt is very physically fit, but their butt does not make you say "dat ass".

Chad: dude, Catalina is so fine!
Gavin: yeah, but she has a horse butt.

by manhole13 November 3, 2013