Crossed the Rubincon

Crossing the Rubincon
A phrase used to describe someone performing a task so disastrously that they transcend the original goal, creating something entirely unrelated or bizarre in the process.

Origin:
The phrase is a play on "Crossing the Rubicon," which refers to Julius Caesar's fateful crossing of the Rubicon River in ancient Rome, symbolizing a point of no return. In this case, it humorously nods to Dave Rubin's infamous comedy special on April 8, 2018, which was considered so poorly executed that it surpassed comedy entirely, becoming something else altogether.

Defined as: To fail so badly at a task as to transcend the task completely.

Example:
Guy 1: "Instead of running the race, he walked the wrong way into the bushes."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he totally Crossed the Rubincon."
Guy 1: "What does that mean?"
Guy 2: "He's just as bad at running as Dave Rubin is at Comedy!"

by Xena Ferrer December 4, 2024

Cross-draw

Giving yourself a personal high-five with your non-dominant hand.

Self love can get repetitive, so sometimes I employ the cross-draw to keep things fresh!

by Big Tasty 98 May 5, 2021

cross domed

Being under the influence of alcohol, marijuana, and nicotine at the same time

I don’t usually like nic when I’m already crossed but screw it, let me borrow your vape - I’m getting cross domed tonight!

by Beter Borker June 1, 2022

Ryley Cross

Long-back.

Cardi B does not have a long-back.

Ryley Cross has a Long-back.

by Doug Norvell July 15, 2024

cross-pimping

When someone wears two separate brands of the same type of thing.

"Man how are you going to be cross-pimping like that, wearing Nike shoes with adidas socks"

by Downsouthpimp April 5, 2016

Cross Hammered

A person who is high and drunk at the same time.

"Dude go home you are totally cross hammered"

by CobaltSSturbo October 28, 2013

The cross-eyed mule kick

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion

“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick

by BBC401 July 3, 2021